Nicked from Lt. H.
1. You've had to break into my house, find out where I hid my hard drive, and crack three passwords to do so.
2. There are long descriptions of completely mundane things.
3. This makes you think these things are important.
4. They're not.
5. I have to tell you this in person because I haven't written that bit yet.
6. A year later, I still haven't written that bit yet.
7. But I've written another 100,000 words or so in the meantime.
8. If you want to see those, read #1 again, and follow the instructions therein.
9. Kendrick thinks it's good (but you suspect I have unfair emotional holds over the poor guy).
10. It's a poem.