Life in 40
1. Got a job; fucking taxing retail work
2. Got another job
3. But lost it due to miscommunication issues
4. So I lost both jobs, fucking bummed
5. Celebrated Dad's birthday (happy birthday ayah)
6. Forced to stay at aunts' cos family was holidaying; double bummed
7. Fridge went out for almost a week
8. Got really sick
9. Was helping Art with assignment when entire block's electricity went out
10. Turns out there was a fire at our block; three shops were affected
11. Had to be evacuated and stuff; fucking drama but thank god no 'stop, drop and roll' nonsense
12. Cikgu Fadzilah's mom sent to hospital for smoke inhalation
13. Talked to scary "mama cologne" neighbour who I've never talked to before
14. Policeman who looked like Sun Li from Fighting Spiders thought I stole his phone
15. My whole corridor covered in smoke and your fucking ancient Nokia = Really, Sun Li?
16. Health got progressively worse
17. Couldn't take it; went to doctor
18. who told me to take a blood test because I've been too sick too long
19. R & R
20. Found out a schoolmate passed on; still quite shaken about it
21. Took blood test; needles = not my most favourite thing
22. Got my paycheck (whoopee)
23. Got asked along to dinner with Azrin's friends
24. Got picked up by Fauzan; fucking drowsy at this point
25. Had dinner; drunk at this point
26. Went to Aloha Loyang to send Syaf food
27. and passed out on a pavement; drama moment numero duo
28. Sent Azrin into a panicked frenzy
29. Had her friends come over in a car and motorcycle, omg can I fucking kill myself?
30. Had to be physically CARRIED into the car (why didn't God just take my life then and there?)
31. Sent to the hospital
32. Did not want to GO to the hospital
33. Made Isk lose his ego
34. Owe Azrin a life debt
35. Was being fussed over unnecessarily
36. Am a completely embarrassing asshole
37. And with that, have reached a new low, thanks
38. Brought St. James to Mother's Day!
39. But don't have dengue now, so
40. Life can only get better?
2. Got another job
3. But lost it due to miscommunication issues
4. So I lost both jobs, fucking bummed
5. Celebrated Dad's birthday (happy birthday ayah)
6. Forced to stay at aunts' cos family was holidaying; double bummed
7. Fridge went out for almost a week
8. Got really sick
9. Was helping Art with assignment when entire block's electricity went out
10. Turns out there was a fire at our block; three shops were affected
11. Had to be evacuated and stuff; fucking drama but thank god no 'stop, drop and roll' nonsense
12. Cikgu Fadzilah's mom sent to hospital for smoke inhalation
13. Talked to scary "mama cologne" neighbour who I've never talked to before
14. Policeman who looked like Sun Li from Fighting Spiders thought I stole his phone
15. My whole corridor covered in smoke and your fucking ancient Nokia = Really, Sun Li?
16. Health got progressively worse
17. Couldn't take it; went to doctor
18. who told me to take a blood test because I've been too sick too long
19. R & R
20. Found out a schoolmate passed on; still quite shaken about it
21. Took blood test; needles = not my most favourite thing
22. Got my paycheck (whoopee)
23. Got asked along to dinner with Azrin's friends
24. Got picked up by Fauzan; fucking drowsy at this point
25. Had dinner; drunk at this point
26. Went to Aloha Loyang to send Syaf food
27. and passed out on a pavement; drama moment numero duo
28. Sent Azrin into a panicked frenzy
29. Had her friends come over in a car and motorcycle, omg can I fucking kill myself?
30. Had to be physically CARRIED into the car (why didn't God just take my life then and there?)
31. Sent to the hospital
32. Did not want to GO to the hospital
33. Made Isk lose his ego
34. Owe Azrin a life debt
35. Was being fussed over unnecessarily
36. Am a completely embarrassing asshole
37. And with that, have reached a new low, thanks
38. Brought St. James to Mother's Day!
39. But don't have dengue now, so
40. Life can only get better?