MY donkey could kick YOUR donkey's ass!!!
so I'm gonna get a donkey...yes...a donkey. and not just any donkey...a kazoo playing donkey. Oh...a kazoo playing donkey? you ask...YES. a kazoo playing donkey...who likes MUSE...and snaps his hooves. but that's not all. no, see, if that was all, he wouldn't be so special. no, he also lives in a bright orange barn and wears a sign around his neck that reads: THIS DONKEY...THIS DONKEY CAN TAKE A PUNCH! and when he walks down the street he struts his stuff. and all the other people that see him think to themselves...*MAN! I wish i had a donkey as cool as that. but alas i do not* YES my donkey will be the envy of all the world.