Hahaha, okay, I can hear SPN fandom going LALALA and scrolling past now, but WHATEVER.
So I have a Colin Morgan beard sweet spot. It is shown in this picture, which um yes I am reposting, because it is my favorite.
sweetestdrain and various others just posted links to
these Colin Morgan pictures where there is a rather good bit more beard in evidence. I think he's hotter with less beard, but that is not really the point here. He's still really stupidly attractive, but that is also not the point:
Colin Morgan + the extra beard = I HAVE HOOKED UP WITH THAT GUY. Like, not ACTUAL Colin Morgan, obviously, don't kill me, internet. But seriously, this guy Adam I hooked up with my sophomore year? KIND OF A DEAD RINGER. SCRUFFY BEARD AND MESSY DARK HAIR AND EVERYTHING. He was from Santa Fe and very much not Irish, and after we hooked up I kind of freaked out and never spoke to him again, and DEAR GOD was I dumb at nineteen. As
sweetestdrain pointed out, I could have had a Colin Morgan lookalike of my very own!
Oh, right, the real point of this -- I looked at the extra scruffy beard and my first thought was, "I wish he'd trim that a little." My second thought was self-inserty and involved Colin and his beard doing filthy things. GOD, Colin Morgan.