they are even in love as sheep
Here, have yet another candidate for the Pile of AUs That We Are Too Lazy to Write Ourselves, But That Would Be Really Awesome!
For vague context: walkawayslowly and I have been calling Rodney/John 'McSheep' for approximately 9287374 years (give or take), due to the fact that we kept accidentally typo-ing in that extra 'e'. For specific context: we were talking about Heightmeyer, whom we hate rather more than would really seem necessary:
walkawayslowly: i want to hit her with a stick.
katjad: we should beat her with sheep!
walkawayslowly: yes! and potatoes.
katjad: i bet sheep!rodney would bite her on the bottom, and then be like, "ewwww now i have that taste in my mouth, WHERE IS JOHN."
walkawayslowly: sheep!john would kick her shins. nawww, sheep!
katjad: they are even in love as sheep, it's true.
walkawayslowly: AHAHAHA, okay, FOR LIKE A SECOND. i pictured RONON as a sheep.
katjad: AHHH!
walkawayslowly: and he was dirty and, like, BEDRAGGLED. and his poor little wool was all GNARLED and DREADED. because he has been on the run! from another flock! wolves killed his family!
katjad: . . . OMG.
walkawayslowly: he's just looking for some peace!
katjad: SHEEP!AU.
walkawayslowly: AHAHAHAA. and, like, teyla is from another herd nearby, over a couple of hills, but she likes rodney and john's herd a little better, so she visits a lot. and zelenka was a runt, so he's kind of small and they never shear his neck/head area right, so he's got a bit of wild growth.
This could be TOTALLY GENIUS, am I right?
Ahaha, I just realized: this was really the next logical step after 1ightning's sheep hustling AU ( No Puns Please -- John/Rodney, 4,300 words, NC-17), wasn't it? Rodney doesn't steal sheep anymore! He IS a sheep! ANYWAY.
I sort of hate how very good walkawayslowly and I are at coming up with GENIUS IDEAS FOR STORIES. Same with me and memphis86, that ho. Our overwhelming laziness/lack of time is SO TRAGIC.
&jensen/snowshoes;
For vague context: walkawayslowly and I have been calling Rodney/John 'McSheep' for approximately 9287374 years (give or take), due to the fact that we kept accidentally typo-ing in that extra 'e'. For specific context: we were talking about Heightmeyer, whom we hate rather more than would really seem necessary:
walkawayslowly: i want to hit her with a stick.
katjad: we should beat her with sheep!
walkawayslowly: yes! and potatoes.
katjad: i bet sheep!rodney would bite her on the bottom, and then be like, "ewwww now i have that taste in my mouth, WHERE IS JOHN."
walkawayslowly: sheep!john would kick her shins. nawww, sheep!
katjad: they are even in love as sheep, it's true.
walkawayslowly: AHAHAHA, okay, FOR LIKE A SECOND. i pictured RONON as a sheep.
katjad: AHHH!
walkawayslowly: and he was dirty and, like, BEDRAGGLED. and his poor little wool was all GNARLED and DREADED. because he has been on the run! from another flock! wolves killed his family!
katjad: . . . OMG.
walkawayslowly: he's just looking for some peace!
katjad: SHEEP!AU.
walkawayslowly: AHAHAHAA. and, like, teyla is from another herd nearby, over a couple of hills, but she likes rodney and john's herd a little better, so she visits a lot. and zelenka was a runt, so he's kind of small and they never shear his neck/head area right, so he's got a bit of wild growth.
This could be TOTALLY GENIUS, am I right?
Ahaha, I just realized: this was really the next logical step after 1ightning's sheep hustling AU ( No Puns Please -- John/Rodney, 4,300 words, NC-17), wasn't it? Rodney doesn't steal sheep anymore! He IS a sheep! ANYWAY.
I sort of hate how very good walkawayslowly and I are at coming up with GENIUS IDEAS FOR STORIES. Same with me and memphis86, that ho. Our overwhelming laziness/lack of time is SO TRAGIC.
&jensen/snowshoes;