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[...gtfo government man.]

Just a bit of fun. A foreign concept to you, isn't it?

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[Until both this phone and number magically disappear :| ]

Just a friendly chat with Sherlock's favourite loyal companion. Wondering why the little guard dog refuses to accept my friend request.

But you already knew that.

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[We can both be very stubborn.]

Oh, is that the only reason why everyone has friended me?? :'(

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And don't be such a stick in the mud, Mr Holmes. Even your texts have the potential of putting one to sleep.

Don't you have an election to manipulate somewhere?

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They're FUNNY! Evidence of your lack of humour abounds. And inane song lyrics? Following song title very relevant.

I ain't playin' childhood games no more

I said it's time for me to even the score

So stake your claim, your claim to fame

But baby call another name

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[Rolling his eyes over here.]

Give thy thoughts no tongue.

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[HE'S NOT.]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.