Public Service Announcement
Memo to the fat guy that was in Taco Bell today:
No one looks good in Spandex. No one. Period. Not even Maria Sharapova can pull off the Spandex fake Tour De France Lance Armstrong wanna-be look. But you definately do not need to be wearing it. While I find your goal of fitness admirable, please wear something much less revealing. I, for one, do not need to see the bulges if you strike the right poses.
Next, should you deside that wearing this outfit is fine and not revolting for everyone in the general populous, please do your best to not have the suit riding up your ass and then try to remove it from this location while in public. Please use the facilities. Doing this in front of me, and others, only serves to disgust us more. I do not adjust my boxers in front of everyone, so please show the same courtesy.
Finally, you are not David Bowie. Please refrain from attempting to recapture the look of certain portions of his anatomy that starred in the movie 'Labrynth'. I did not see any Muppets, Jennifer Connolly wasn't around, and no one was tossing an infant in the air. There is no reason for the blatant disregard of all that is fashionable and sacred.
Thank you,
A disgusted citizen
No one looks good in Spandex. No one. Period. Not even Maria Sharapova can pull off the Spandex fake Tour De France Lance Armstrong wanna-be look. But you definately do not need to be wearing it. While I find your goal of fitness admirable, please wear something much less revealing. I, for one, do not need to see the bulges if you strike the right poses.
Next, should you deside that wearing this outfit is fine and not revolting for everyone in the general populous, please do your best to not have the suit riding up your ass and then try to remove it from this location while in public. Please use the facilities. Doing this in front of me, and others, only serves to disgust us more. I do not adjust my boxers in front of everyone, so please show the same courtesy.
Finally, you are not David Bowie. Please refrain from attempting to recapture the look of certain portions of his anatomy that starred in the movie 'Labrynth'. I did not see any Muppets, Jennifer Connolly wasn't around, and no one was tossing an infant in the air. There is no reason for the blatant disregard of all that is fashionable and sacred.
Thank you,
A disgusted citizen