Jul 12, 2007 16:35
So, I made a MySapce for my cat a while ago. Yes, I know I'm a complete dork for doing so. But, how else could I share the joy that is MuCat if not for his profile?
Anyway, I went to check it, as I do once per week, when I found that Mu had a message awaiting in the in-box. Naturally, I opened it to see what random things people are sending my cat. Thusly, I found the following:
Hi muffin!
OK, maybe muffin is too cute, but I was seriously browsing for guys when I came across your ad. Not bad! I want a little more! I'm pretty sure you don't live that far from me... so one less excuse not to reach me buddy!!! I'm back on the market, after ending a long relationship. I'd like something different now. Maybe start off slow, play it by ear. I guess you should know more about me. I'm cute, smart and ambitious. I'm also easy going and independent� not the clingy type. I like doing many things and I'm a coffee fanatic! Go caffeine go! Don't be shy; if you're interested reply, you will not regret it. FYI, I'm using my sister's account at the moment, so please don't reply directly. Instead, send me your reply to this address: katehappywoman@yahoo.
Thanks.
So, katehappywoman@yahoo.com, it would seem as though one of three things are going on here. Either you did not bother to check the profile, and just went looking for anyone that was labeled as a swinger (MuCat is not a one woman feline) or you have a sick fetish for cats. Or you are one of those wierd people that dress up in animal costumes and go to orgies. Freaks.
The worst part about this? This is not the first time Mu has received random messages like this. There have been several other attempts at people looking to hook up with the feline. Some truly odd ducks out there, I guess. It's also sort of sad that MuCat is getting hit on more than anyone that I know.
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