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“ A rich man and a poor man got the same wedding anniversary and every year they meet on madison avenue when their shopping for their wives.
So the poor man says to the rich man, “What’d you buy your wife this year?”
He says,”I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.”
Poor man says,”What’d you get her both for?”
Rich man says, “If she don’t like the diamond ring she can bring it back in the Mercedes and still be happy.”
Rich man says to the poor man, “What’d you get your wife this year?”
He says, “I got her a pair of slippers and dildo.”
Rich man says,”What’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?”
And the poor man says, “She don’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself. ”
So the poor man says to the rich man, “What’d you buy your wife this year?”
He says,”I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.”
Poor man says,”What’d you get her both for?”
Rich man says, “If she don’t like the diamond ring she can bring it back in the Mercedes and still be happy.”
Rich man says to the poor man, “What’d you get your wife this year?”
He says, “I got her a pair of slippers and dildo.”
Rich man says,”What’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?”
And the poor man says, “She don’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself. ”