Note delivered to Horace Slughorn by a twitching, wide-eyed elf
Horace,
After deciphering only half of your inane, illegible ramblings, I have three things to say to you.
Crawl out of the damned bottle. You have lost your bloody mind. And for Merlin's sake, do pull yourself together, man, before you humiliate yourself even further.
Good God, Horace. This is utterly ridiculous, you realise.
Utterly.
I expect to see you in my office tomorrow morning before elevenses.
Severus
After deciphering only half of your inane, illegible ramblings, I have three things to say to you.
Crawl out of the damned bottle. You have lost your bloody mind. And for Merlin's sake, do pull yourself together, man, before you humiliate yourself even further.
Good God, Horace. This is utterly ridiculous, you realise.
Utterly.
I expect to see you in my office tomorrow morning before elevenses.
Severus