Why ahf or I need to win the lottery immediately!

[caulay]

This story has the details. I call your attention to pages 3 and 5 in particular.

Comments

[jarien]

Oh holy crap, I wouldn't want to be the person responsible for polishing all that wood... But it's a wonderful place.

[donnad]

Yeah, but if you afford to buy a place like that, you can afford to hire people to polish the woodwork!

[mizarchivist]

Yeah, holy woodwork, Batman.