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[caughtthebullet]

Palace visitors and those under its employ, you may encounter a new resident within its wings. Be civil, he's a personal guest.

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[perspectiveguy]

That's vague.

[caughtthebullet]

You'll know him when you meet him.

[perspectiveguy]

I don't see how that's any less vague.

[caughtthebullet]

Do you have any specific allergies?

[repeatshimself]

New resident.

Civil.

Uh.

Okay.

[caughtthebullet]

What vexes you.

[repeatshimself]

No vexing. Vexation.

I'm allergic to cats. Well, some cats. My grandmother's cats. I mean I guess I could have actually been allergic to the dust in my grandmother's house, and the cats just hated me, but...

Also cats hate me.

(it's not a cat, is it?)

[caughtthebullet]

There's no cat, not anymore.

[prefers_chess]

His Imperial Majesty bids me to inform you that his accommodations are satisfactory.

[caughtthebullet]

I'm very glad to hear it. Thank you for the gift as well.

[prefers_chess]

Merry Christmas.

[caughtthebullet]

And the start of what I hope will be a prosperous new year for you.

[adamantined]

I hope his accommodations are up to snuff.

[caughtthebullet]

I've been informed they are satisfactory.

[adamantined]

Okay. Good.

[caughtthebullet]

I wasn't aware you're in charge of quality control.

[sparkling_by]

Mr. Veidt and his special-special lady friend
Sitting in a tree ~~~ !

[caughtthebullet]

I'm curious to hear how you came to this conclusion.

[sparkling_by]

Well, when gentlemen have special friends and get really quite curt, signalling they're flustered...

[caughtthebullet]

Did you miss the part where I called him a personal guest?