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✓ I miss somebody right now. (He's at work.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't have cable.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I don't have cable.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Blizzind)
✓ I love to play video games. (Or at least watch boys play them.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Who wants to smoke?)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Hells yeah.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Usually.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (It's that age...)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Or something with which to hurt someone.)
× I have broken someone's bones. (Ok, I'm not that fucked up.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (PostSecret, hello?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain. I hate getting wet.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Especially on drugs/in psych ward.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Want. 'Course.)
✓ I love sushi. (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I'm doing coke.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?)
✓ I have long hair. (And it's hot.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Waiting to go, waiting to go.)
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Maybe for halloween...)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Shit no. There are too many people I don't want to talk to.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm hot, bitchez.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I'm a liar.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Or cynical.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I might as well be tri-polar.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Safer.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I don't have roommates for that exact reason.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Guess.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Over 170 on facebook. Not including high school. I am soooooo popular.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Dude, I've nailed a few.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Definitely during the summer.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Um, last I checked, I have a vagina.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Hey, I'm not that much of a loser.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Are there people who don't?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nearly every night.)
× I've rejected someone before. (That's my problem...)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Whee!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I heart babies.)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Well, he was turning purple and it was the EMS but the po showed up too.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Codeine. Which means instead, they give me vicodin. Yum.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I will til the day I die.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (:snicker:)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Or as much as possible.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (More like a thousand.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm drinking right now.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Ooops. My bad.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (If I weren't so broke...)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Or to be doing anything else.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Tequila makes her clothes come off.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Isn't that what best friends are?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (It's compulsive too.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Hells yeah.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Leaning towards Dem though...)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Sooooo much better.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Compulsive.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Guess where else?)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're adorable! The baby ones.... and that scene in Finding Nemo...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Just did last week.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (In that good way...)
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (With black, of course.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They serve weak ass drinks.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Millenium.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Uh, drugs?)
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Many.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Probably. I am a bad person.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (And the bottle after.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Well, in certain ways.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Sometimes...)
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (Am right now.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I wish!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I can pee a pound!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Rome's airport, passing out drunk on melon vodka.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (A piece of Venezuelan currency and a rosary.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I used to be an Irish step-dancer.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Ew!)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Never, ever, will be.)
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. ("were".)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (VAGINA! in a grocery store parking lot.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Or in anything, for that matter.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (He's at work.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't have cable.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I don't have cable.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Blizzind)
✓ I love to play video games. (Or at least watch boys play them.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Who wants to smoke?)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Hells yeah.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Usually.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (It's that age...)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Or something with which to hurt someone.)
× I have broken someone's bones. (Ok, I'm not that fucked up.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (PostSecret, hello?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain. I hate getting wet.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Especially on drugs/in psych ward.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Want. 'Course.)
✓ I love sushi. (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I'm doing coke.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?)
✓ I have long hair. (And it's hot.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Waiting to go, waiting to go.)
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Maybe for halloween...)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Shit no. There are too many people I don't want to talk to.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm hot, bitchez.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I'm a liar.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Or cynical.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I might as well be tri-polar.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Safer.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I don't have roommates for that exact reason.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Guess.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Over 170 on facebook. Not including high school. I am soooooo popular.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Dude, I've nailed a few.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Definitely during the summer.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Um, last I checked, I have a vagina.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Hey, I'm not that much of a loser.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Are there people who don't?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nearly every night.)
× I've rejected someone before. (That's my problem...)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Whee!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I heart babies.)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Well, he was turning purple and it was the EMS but the po showed up too.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Codeine. Which means instead, they give me vicodin. Yum.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I will til the day I die.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (:snicker:)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Or as much as possible.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (More like a thousand.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm drinking right now.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Ooops. My bad.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (If I weren't so broke...)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Or to be doing anything else.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Tequila makes her clothes come off.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Isn't that what best friends are?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (It's compulsive too.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Hells yeah.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Leaning towards Dem though...)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Sooooo much better.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Compulsive.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Guess where else?)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're adorable! The baby ones.... and that scene in Finding Nemo...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Just did last week.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (In that good way...)
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (With black, of course.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They serve weak ass drinks.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Millenium.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Uh, drugs?)
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Many.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Probably. I am a bad person.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (And the bottle after.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Well, in certain ways.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Sometimes...)
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (Am right now.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I wish!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I can pee a pound!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Rome's airport, passing out drunk on melon vodka.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (A piece of Venezuelan currency and a rosary.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I used to be an Irish step-dancer.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Ew!)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Never, ever, will be.)
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. ("were".)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (VAGINA! in a grocery store parking lot.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Or in anything, for that matter.)