More Professor Quotes:
Comics professor:
"Comics are completely underrated in society. I mean, they're just filed under comics, or gardening. Really, we can talk about this later, but Barnes and Noble has no idea what the hell to do with their comics."
"You are required to go see Watchmen the opening weekend. Seriously, I will look out for you. Don't you laugh, you're delusional if you don't think it'll be on your midterm the next day."
"Give your paper a title, seriously. It shows me you had an intelligent thought, and also thought to give it a name. Really, papers are like dogs like that. So, you know, you should also name your dogs. You don't just go to one and say, 'Hey, DOG!' Well, maybe you do. Which I guess it's okay. *pause* But you should still name them."
Literature of War Professor:
"My dog tried to committ suicide the other day--it's because we're in fucking Binghamton. This is why porn fucks you up. I mean, seriously, my dog's looking for the sun so badly I caught him watching porn the other day. Damn, I miss my dog. He's in my car."
"So the other day, yesterday, yeah? These kids were like, 'Pindell... you're Pindell?' And I said, 'Yeaaaah....' And they said, 'Wanna smoke up?' And I thought about it, and how they looked like they were from my class. And I said, 'Yeaaaah...' "
"But then I figured someone would find out, so I didn't. So instead, I just drive around the nature preserve hoping to god that someone's smoking some shit, because I cannot afford that. Second-hand smoking? They don't tell ya, but it's good."
"I sit there, and I wonder why people keep saying war's terrible. I mean, I won't say that it isn't, but why do people repeat themselves all the damn time?"
"Now, you can like Custer, you can hate him, but you gotta admit... Crazy Horse had one helluva name."
"After I lay there once, almost dying, I looked over at the sunrise and I remembered the Lakota tribe. They used to say, 'It is a good day to die.' And that's when I knew the trick to happiness is to always make sure that everyday is a good day to die."
"Comics are completely underrated in society. I mean, they're just filed under comics, or gardening. Really, we can talk about this later, but Barnes and Noble has no idea what the hell to do with their comics."
"You are required to go see Watchmen the opening weekend. Seriously, I will look out for you. Don't you laugh, you're delusional if you don't think it'll be on your midterm the next day."
"Give your paper a title, seriously. It shows me you had an intelligent thought, and also thought to give it a name. Really, papers are like dogs like that. So, you know, you should also name your dogs. You don't just go to one and say, 'Hey, DOG!' Well, maybe you do. Which I guess it's okay. *pause* But you should still name them."
Literature of War Professor:
"My dog tried to committ suicide the other day--it's because we're in fucking Binghamton. This is why porn fucks you up. I mean, seriously, my dog's looking for the sun so badly I caught him watching porn the other day. Damn, I miss my dog. He's in my car."
"So the other day, yesterday, yeah? These kids were like, 'Pindell... you're Pindell?' And I said, 'Yeaaaah....' And they said, 'Wanna smoke up?' And I thought about it, and how they looked like they were from my class. And I said, 'Yeaaaah...' "
"But then I figured someone would find out, so I didn't. So instead, I just drive around the nature preserve hoping to god that someone's smoking some shit, because I cannot afford that. Second-hand smoking? They don't tell ya, but it's good."
"I sit there, and I wonder why people keep saying war's terrible. I mean, I won't say that it isn't, but why do people repeat themselves all the damn time?"
"Now, you can like Custer, you can hate him, but you gotta admit... Crazy Horse had one helluva name."
"After I lay there once, almost dying, I looked over at the sunrise and I remembered the Lakota tribe. They used to say, 'It is a good day to die.' And that's when I knew the trick to happiness is to always make sure that everyday is a good day to die."