[Backdated to just after
this incident. Gloriously public voice post in which Mal sounds pained and kind of upset.]
Does anyone know how to remove porcupine quills?
Also, I advise everyone to stay away from the sixth-floor common room and the porcupine therein.
[Later, after the flood has ended: filtered to Mal's friends.]
Well, that was ... certainly something, no? Is everyone all right?
[OOC: And I am now done spamming everyone with my ladies today. Thanks for your patience.]