For Unfolded
This was written for unfolded73who had a bad day.
Its a Doctor Who fic.
Ten/Rose/Ten2
and I think its more than a bit cracky.
Hokey Pokey....Hanky Panky
You put the left dick in
You pull the left dick out.
You put the left dick in
And you thrust it all about.
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
You put the right dick in
You pull the right dick out
You put the right dick in
And you thrust it all about
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
The Doctor covered Rose’s mouth with his hand, while the other Doctor laughed hysterically.
“That is the last time I let the two of you get drunk off of the TARDIS” he proclaimed.
“You’re being a big spoilsport you are” the other Doctor declared.
“And you are being a stupid human. What were you thinking doing tequila shots with salt and limeeee…..Rose stop licking my hand”
Rose mumbled something against his hand. The Doctor decided to risk hearing what it was and removed his hand.
“I’d rather lick other parts of you but since we are still in public…..” she raised her eyebrow.
Suddenly the Doctor found himself off of his feet and over the other Doctor’s shoulder.
“Must not dawdle Doctor. Rose means business” he said and took off with him towards the TARDIS. Rose laughing and running behind them, once again singing.
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
Warning, I wrote this rather quickly and its the first ficcish thing I've written since 06'.
Its a Doctor Who fic.
Ten/Rose/Ten2
and I think its more than a bit cracky.
Hokey Pokey....Hanky Panky
You put the left dick in
You pull the left dick out.
You put the left dick in
And you thrust it all about.
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
You put the right dick in
You pull the right dick out
You put the right dick in
And you thrust it all about
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
The Doctor covered Rose’s mouth with his hand, while the other Doctor laughed hysterically.
“That is the last time I let the two of you get drunk off of the TARDIS” he proclaimed.
“You’re being a big spoilsport you are” the other Doctor declared.
“And you are being a stupid human. What were you thinking doing tequila shots with salt and limeeee…..Rose stop licking my hand”
Rose mumbled something against his hand. The Doctor decided to risk hearing what it was and removed his hand.
“I’d rather lick other parts of you but since we are still in public…..” she raised her eyebrow.
Suddenly the Doctor found himself off of his feet and over the other Doctor’s shoulder.
“Must not dawdle Doctor. Rose means business” he said and took off with him towards the TARDIS. Rose laughing and running behind them, once again singing.
You do the hanky panky and you wiggle all around
That’s what its all about.
Warning, I wrote this rather quickly and its the first ficcish thing I've written since 06'.