Big Yellow Saturn
File this under STUPID CRIMINALS!
My boss drives a bright (we're talking glow-in-the-dark) yellow Saturn...with a Winnie the Pooh decal on the side none the less. Now put yourself in a car theif's mind...just for a second here...set the scene: a street full of all kinds of cars, different kinds and colors, and your looking for one to take off in. I am sure that any reasonable theif says "Oh yes! I want that day-glo yellow one with Pooh Bear on the side! Nothing too conspicuous about that now, is there?"
Now before you all ask I will answer you. Yes...yes they did. Three guys got caught driving around in it. It makes you want to go downtown and just stand outside their cell and point and laugh!
Sheesh...oh well I think the Refreshments put it best in their song Banditos - "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people..."
My boss drives a bright (we're talking glow-in-the-dark) yellow Saturn...with a Winnie the Pooh decal on the side none the less. Now put yourself in a car theif's mind...just for a second here...set the scene: a street full of all kinds of cars, different kinds and colors, and your looking for one to take off in. I am sure that any reasonable theif says "Oh yes! I want that day-glo yellow one with Pooh Bear on the side! Nothing too conspicuous about that now, is there?"
Now before you all ask I will answer you. Yes...yes they did. Three guys got caught driving around in it. It makes you want to go downtown and just stand outside their cell and point and laugh!
Sheesh...oh well I think the Refreshments put it best in their song Banditos - "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people..."