Ah! It's actually too big for one comment.schtroumph_cOctober 5 2009, 21:53:47 UTC
You're an evilly evil thing. Just for that, I'll copy and past a lot.
Okay, let's try an actual review, with words, instead of mental manipu...Forget the last part.
Tony frowns, zips his lips and does an exaggerated tiptoe over to Tim's side.
I totally can see MW improvises that.
he whispers low and close to McGee's ear.
For the sake of discretion, obviously.
McGee simply taps at his ear again. Okay, DiNozzo, shut up and listen.
My love for Abby and Ziva is so huge!
It does not matter what else is happening, their first instinct is always to turn to the other.
Like Tony in 7x01 at "Let's go home."
it's obvious to Tony that whoever they're discussing she's totally on board and would probably like to watch.
Who wouldn't? She probably watched security video every time they were alone in a room just in case.
And Tony's so handsy with him. I mean, I know he's all about the touching anyway, but with Timmy? Wow. That's not at all subtle for someone who's supposed to be good at undercover.
He does, he does, he totally does!
The elevator lurches to a halt and Tony stumbles. How come that never happens when Gibbs does it, that's what he wants to know?
The elevator is more scared of Gibbs than Tony, duh! Unless it's on the plan, and tried to make him fall on McGee...
McGee's doing his solemn face but his eyes are dancing and somehow that makes everything just fine.
Awwwww!
That thing in college and the other thing when he was drunk and the accidental boyfriend don't count, but faced with an obviously amused McGee none of it seems important any more.
I don't know if it's cute or fun.
"You did take out the poisonous part, right?" Oh, experience. Such a useful learning tool.
Oh, the interesting story it says :) (The are you sure you're 18 is a wink to the jailbait Tim fic?)
"You missed that part," adds McGee, with his best I'm-helping smile. It's not helping.
Heee.
"Come on, McMPAA, don't get all censory on me, now."
"I'd be on top," he says because it's always important to stake your claim, even if you have no intention of actually claiming it.
There's more eye-rolling. If he doesn't quit it, Tony's fairly sure that one day in the not-too-distant future the eyes are going to roll right out of their sockets and down the nearest hole in the floorboards, and then where will McGee be? And what about Tony? Forced to spend the rest of his life narrating computer games and movies out of guilt from being the worst eye-roll instigator ever. What a tragic waste of two lives. They'll probably make a Hallmark movie of it.
Tony already knows which actor is going to play him, isn't he?
"And you can't pull the good-looking card because everyone knows that pretty boys get screwed."
"McGee!" Tony doesn't know if he's genuinely horrified or strangely proud.
I can totally see Tony's smile at that, I'd love to see it happen in canon.
"They get off on it, McGaybyconsensus. They get off on the idea of us together. That's so- No, wait. It's just like- Huh."
"Is this a private conversation or can anyone join in? I'm just asking because if we don't get out of this elevator soon either Gibbs will shimmy down the cable and bust us out and then bust our asses for goofing off or they'll send the maintenance guy and he'll screw it up and we'll be genuinely stuck here for two days, and they'll feed us flat food through the crack in the door. And I don't like processed cheese, it gives me hives. Also other things that are bad in confined spaces."
Tony laughs and claps McGee on the shoulder. "I like you, Tim," he says, as if it's a revelation and, while it's really not, for a second it feels like just that.
"I like you, too, Tony. Three out of every seven days." The grin that accompanies this barb takes any potential sting out of the words and Tony has an idea so blindingly brilliant that it takes everything he has not to jump up and down and clap his hands.
Happy Tony!! Funny Tim!
"Your evil is more fun when it's not directed at me."
One of the good side of being a part-time sidekick.
Party two!schtroumph_cOctober 5 2009, 21:55:13 UTC
Every time Gibbs is out of the squad room (because they're not crazy)
Well duh.
Ziva's short, it takes extra energy to look down
*snort*
Tony stands behind him, craning over his shoulder so close he can almost feel McGee's stubble growing (though, to be fair, he'd have to stand in one place for at least three years before it was substantial enough to pierce Tony's micro-thin personal bubble)
Oh yeah Tony, you only started to do that. Juuust for the plan.
Who knew fingers could be so loud?
You forget, I run faster than you. Last one to the car takes popgun."
A scuffle, jangling keys, a pained 'Ow!' from McGee and two pairs of rapidly retreating footsteps.
Ziva!! I love when they're such kids.
it's weird, he never used to bruise so easily. Maybe he's getting old.
Yeah, maybe.
if assistance means staring at the ass on display, disappearing behind the other's desk to 'help out' and emerging with mussed hair and a glazed expression.
Must be so hard work for them.
(and now is not the time to think about the tragic and mysterious loss of his Blankie the day after he turned twelve)
Hee.
He's always poked and prodded at Tim, slapped him on the head, the shoulder, the back, adjusted his clothes for him, hugged him, ruffled his hair.
And slapped the ass at least once, and we love you for that. Tim too, he doesn't know it yet, that all.
he'd reached out without thinking, wiping it off with a thumb, which he'd then sucked clean. But there wasn't any forethought in it, no planning, he'd barely even realized Abby was there.
Oooh, nice image.
one not-at-all-metaphorical, in-real-life, falling out of a closet
Yeah, it makes no sense to him either.
McGee looks down and then up, doing that eyelash-fluttering thing that he's been wielding the last few weeks.
"That's the power of a powerful stream, McIncontinent," says Tony. "The wonder of a waterfall, the rush of the rapids."
Tony, twelve-year old in mind.
"One, poor impulse control, two, general over-excitability, three, classic over-compensation, four-" he pauses, barely inches from Tony, and grins, wide and inviting, "it's funny."
Heee, Timmy! I love funny, fondly mocking Timmy, almost as much as...
Tim leans in and whispers in Tony's ear, "Some guy once told me I have a blowjob mouth, you know you just came too fast," and it's five minutes before Tony can breathe properly again.
"Just something I-he-ate," says Tim, with an answering smirk and that's it, Tony's going to have to kill him if he doesn't end up dead from oxygen deprivation first.
Part three!schtroumph_cOctober 5 2009, 21:57:28 UTC
Tony takes a moment to wonder how McGee is keeping his figure these days given the amount of pastries he seems to ingest and, whatever it is, can Tony have some of it?
Me too, please.
He strides over, perches a buttock on the corner of McGee's desk and reaches out, wiping away the jelly with his thumb, sucking it clean.
"I can't take you anywhere," he says, fondly.
Awwww.
This thing, this warm feeling he gets in his belly when he sees Tim needing to be taken care of, the swelling pride in his chest when he does something great, the way it's Tim he turns to first because his is the reaction Tony cares most about, the peaceful happiness he gets when they're simply hanging out, having dinner, kicking back with a movie, walking Jethro, the really ridiculous amount of time he's spent looking at Tim over the past few months, 'admiring' his new found dress sense.
Double awwww.
He can't go back in there until he's figured out a way not to grab McGee and kiss him until his blowjob mouth turns red and shiny. Probably not thinking about it would help.
and if willpower could make the elevator go faster he'd have been there before he'd even started talking to an inanimate object.
"It's not fake, Tim," says Tony. "I couldn't work it out and then I did and do you get it now? It's not fake."
"It's possible I am an idiot," he says, eyes still locked with Tony's. "I'll keep you informed."
"Later, Probie," says Tony and walks backwards out of the squad room, Tim still in his sights until the elevator door closes.
Having coded private discussion in public. They really must be the last to know.
"Decaf, so you're not up all night trying to figure out how you could have fixed something that started when you were still a kid in college. Even you aren't that awesome," and it's like a warm bath and Tony feels clean again.
"So are you an idiot?" he asks.
"Nah. Masters from MIT, remember?"
"You never let us forget."
I hope TBTP will find a reason for Tony to wear Tim's clothes, because I want to see him in the MIT t-shirt. He could crash at Tim's apart, completely drunk because he found Jeanne get married, and Tim let him use his bed and his shower and his clothes, and he'll tell Gibbs Tony has a cold, and Tony'll spend the day in the bed with Jethro eating dinosaurs cereals and watching tv, feeling a lot better and some closure.
but he shifts it, just slightly, so that their pinkies are touching.
"I love you, Tim," says Tony. And, "Huh, that was way less scary than I thought."
"I'm a soothing presence," says Tim, just as nonchalantly, looping his fingertip over Tony's. "I have it on good authority."
"Good to know."
Oh, so cute!!
He stops and rolls his eyes. If they fall out this time it's finally not Tony's fault. "Start again," he says. "I love you, Tony. This is weird, right? I mean, we haven't even dated, or kissed, or, you know, anything. Aren't we skipping some stuff?"
He'll revise that statement several times over the coming weeks as new firsts come and go (mostly come), but right now, he's alive in this moment and if he could stretch time into infinity he would.
Twelve-years old. And romantic.
Abby struggling to her feet, holding a piece of paper up to the glass which reads simply, 'HA!'
Dear Abby, I love you.
at the same time as tightening his grip on Tim's hand. Not that Tim has given any indication that he's running scared but Tony isn't prepared to take any chances.
If Tim didn't left after all these years, he's not going to start now, Tony.
"Wait, you knew?" exclaim Tony and McGee in unison.
I like when they do that.
flipping the sign over so it reads, "WELL, DUH."
She actually prepared it in advance? :D
"You set us up?" Tony swivels back to Tim. "They set us up." And back again. "You set us up?"
Besides, we were bored and it was fun. You gonna make out some more now?"
Good idea Abby, let's stay on priorities.
Tim is grinning at him, crooking and flexing his index finger. Now there's a signal that's easy to get. Tony gets to his feet and follows.
And she'll (and Ziva) probably have a lot of fantasy material from that little scene.
Re: Part three!catwalksaloneOctober 6 2009, 17:11:57 UTC
Having coded private discussion in public. They really must be the last to know.
Aww, boys. *pets*
I hope TBTP will find a reason for Tony to wear Tim's clothes, because I want to see him in the MIT t-shirt. He could crash at Tim's apart, completely drunk because he found Jeanne get married, and Tim let him use his bed and his shower and his clothes, and he'll tell Gibbs Tony has a cold, and Tony'll spend the day in the bed with Jethro eating dinosaurs cereals and watching tv, feeling a lot better and some closure.
Oh. My. God. I need this for LIFE.
She actually prepared it in advance? :D
She totally did! And I'm fairly sure she had another couple stashed in the room in case of other reactions. *hearts Abby*
And she'll (and Ziva) probably have a lot of fantasy material from that little scene.
Okay, let's try an actual review, with words, instead of mental manipu...Forget the last part.
Tony frowns, zips his lips and does an exaggerated tiptoe over to Tim's side.
I totally can see MW improvises that.
he whispers low and close to McGee's ear.
For the sake of discretion, obviously.
McGee simply taps at his ear again. Okay, DiNozzo, shut up and listen.
My love for Abby and Ziva is so huge!
It does not matter what else is happening, their first instinct is always to turn to the other.
Like Tony in 7x01 at "Let's go home."
it's obvious to Tony that whoever they're discussing she's totally on board and would probably like to watch.
Who wouldn't? She probably watched security video every time they were alone in a room just in case.
And Tony's so handsy with him. I mean, I know he's all about the touching anyway, but with Timmy? Wow. That's not at all subtle for someone who's supposed to be good at undercover.
He does, he does, he totally does!
The elevator lurches to a halt and Tony stumbles. How come that never happens when Gibbs does it, that's what he wants to know?
The elevator is more scared of Gibbs than Tony, duh! Unless it's on the plan, and tried to make him fall on McGee...
McGee's doing his solemn face but his eyes are dancing and somehow that makes everything just fine.
Awwwww!
That thing in college and the other thing when he was drunk and the accidental boyfriend don't count, but faced with an obviously amused McGee none of it seems important any more.
I don't know if it's cute or fun.
"You did take out the poisonous part, right?" Oh, experience. Such a useful learning tool.
Oh, the interesting story it says :) (The are you sure you're 18 is a wink to the jailbait Tim fic?)
"You missed that part," adds McGee, with his best I'm-helping smile. It's not helping.
Heee.
"Come on, McMPAA, don't get all censory on me, now."
"I'd be on top," he says because it's always important to stake your claim, even if you have no intention of actually claiming it.
There's more eye-rolling. If he doesn't quit it, Tony's fairly sure that one day in the not-too-distant future the eyes are going to roll right out of their sockets and down the nearest hole in the floorboards, and then where will McGee be? And what about Tony? Forced to spend the rest of his life narrating computer games and movies out of guilt from being the worst eye-roll instigator ever. What a tragic waste of two lives. They'll probably make a Hallmark movie of it.
Tony already knows which actor is going to play him, isn't he?
"And you can't pull the good-looking card because everyone knows that pretty boys get screwed."
"McGee!" Tony doesn't know if he's genuinely horrified or strangely proud.
I can totally see Tony's smile at that, I'd love to see it happen in canon.
"They get off on it, McGaybyconsensus. They get off on the idea of us together. That's so- No, wait. It's just like- Huh."
"Is this a private conversation or can anyone join in? I'm just asking because if we don't get out of this elevator soon either Gibbs will shimmy down the cable and bust us out and then bust our asses for goofing off or they'll send the maintenance guy and he'll screw it up and we'll be genuinely stuck here for two days, and they'll feed us flat food through the crack in the door. And I don't like processed cheese, it gives me hives. Also other things that are bad in confined spaces."
Tony laughs and claps McGee on the shoulder. "I like you, Tim," he says, as if it's a revelation and, while it's really not, for a second it feels like just that.
"I like you, too, Tony. Three out of every seven days." The grin that accompanies this barb takes any potential sting out of the words and Tony has an idea so blindingly brilliant that it takes everything he has not to jump up and down and clap his hands.
Happy Tony!! Funny Tim!
"Your evil is more fun when it's not directed at me."
One of the good side of being a part-time sidekick.
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Well duh.
Ziva's short, it takes extra energy to look down
*snort*
Tony stands behind him, craning over his shoulder so close he can almost feel McGee's stubble growing (though, to be fair, he'd have to stand in one place for at least three years before it was substantial enough to pierce Tony's micro-thin personal bubble)
Oh yeah Tony, you only started to do that. Juuust for the plan.
Who knew fingers could be so loud?
You forget, I run faster than you. Last one to the car takes popgun."
A scuffle, jangling keys, a pained 'Ow!' from McGee and two pairs of rapidly retreating footsteps.
Ziva!! I love when they're such kids.
it's weird, he never used to bruise so easily. Maybe he's getting old.
Yeah, maybe.
if assistance means staring at the ass on display, disappearing behind the other's desk to 'help out' and emerging with mussed hair and a glazed expression.
Must be so hard work for them.
(and now is not the time to think about the tragic and mysterious loss of his Blankie the day after he turned twelve)
Hee.
He's always poked and prodded at Tim, slapped him on the head, the shoulder, the back, adjusted his clothes for him, hugged him, ruffled his hair.
And slapped the ass at least once, and we love you for that. Tim too, he doesn't know it yet, that all.
he'd reached out without thinking, wiping it off with a thumb, which he'd then sucked clean. But there wasn't any forethought in it, no planning, he'd barely even realized Abby was there.
Oooh, nice image.
one not-at-all-metaphorical, in-real-life, falling out of a closet
Yeah, it makes no sense to him either.
McGee looks down and then up, doing that eyelash-fluttering thing that he's been wielding the last few weeks.
"That's the power of a powerful stream, McIncontinent," says Tony. "The wonder of a waterfall, the rush of the rapids."
Tony, twelve-year old in mind.
"One, poor impulse control, two, general over-excitability, three, classic over-compensation, four-" he pauses, barely inches from Tony, and grins, wide and inviting, "it's funny."
Heee, Timmy! I love funny, fondly mocking Timmy, almost as much as...
Tim leans in and whispers in Tony's ear, "Some guy once told me I have a blowjob mouth, you know you just came too fast," and it's five minutes before Tony can breathe properly again.
"Just something I-he-ate," says Tim, with an answering smirk and that's it, Tony's going to have to kill him if he doesn't end up dead from oxygen deprivation first.
...sneaky, dirty Timmy.
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Me too, please.
He strides over, perches a buttock on the corner of McGee's desk and reaches out, wiping away the jelly with his thumb, sucking it clean.
"I can't take you anywhere," he says, fondly.
Awwww.
This thing, this warm feeling he gets in his belly when he sees Tim needing to be taken care of, the swelling pride in his chest when he does something great, the way it's Tim he turns to first because his is the reaction Tony cares most about, the peaceful happiness he gets when they're simply hanging out, having dinner, kicking back with a movie, walking Jethro, the really ridiculous amount of time he's spent looking at Tim over the past few months, 'admiring' his new found dress sense.
Double awwww.
He can't go back in there until he's figured out a way not to grab McGee and kiss him until his blowjob mouth turns red and shiny. Probably not thinking about it would help.
and if willpower could make the elevator go faster he'd have been there before he'd even started talking to an inanimate object.
"It's not fake, Tim," says Tony. "I couldn't work it out and then I did and do you get it now? It's not fake."
"It's possible I am an idiot," he says, eyes still locked with Tony's. "I'll keep you informed."
"Later, Probie," says Tony and walks backwards out of the squad room, Tim still in his sights until the elevator door closes.
Having coded private discussion in public. They really must be the last to know.
"Decaf, so you're not up all night trying to figure out how you could have fixed something that started when you were still a kid in college. Even you aren't that awesome," and it's like a warm bath and Tony feels clean again.
"So are you an idiot?" he asks.
"Nah. Masters from MIT, remember?"
"You never let us forget."
I hope TBTP will find a reason for Tony to wear Tim's clothes, because I want to see him in the MIT t-shirt. He could crash at Tim's apart, completely drunk because he found Jeanne get married, and Tim let him use his bed and his shower and his clothes, and he'll tell Gibbs Tony has a cold, and Tony'll spend the day in the bed with Jethro eating dinosaurs cereals and watching tv, feeling a lot better and some closure.
but he shifts it, just slightly, so that their pinkies are touching.
"I love you, Tim," says Tony. And, "Huh, that was way less scary than I thought."
"I'm a soothing presence," says Tim, just as nonchalantly, looping his fingertip over Tony's. "I have it on good authority."
"Good to know."
Oh, so cute!!
He stops and rolls his eyes. If they fall out this time it's finally not Tony's fault. "Start again," he says. "I love you, Tony. This is weird, right? I mean, we haven't even dated, or kissed, or, you know, anything. Aren't we skipping some stuff?"
He'll revise that statement several times over the coming weeks as new firsts come and go (mostly come), but right now, he's alive in this moment and if he could stretch time into infinity he would.
Twelve-years old. And romantic.
Abby struggling to her feet, holding a piece of paper up to the glass which reads simply, 'HA!'
Dear Abby, I love you.
at the same time as tightening his grip on Tim's hand. Not that Tim has given any indication that he's running scared but Tony isn't prepared to take any chances.
If Tim didn't left after all these years, he's not going to start now, Tony.
"Wait, you knew?" exclaim Tony and McGee in unison.
I like when they do that.
flipping the sign over so it reads, "WELL, DUH."
She actually prepared it in advance? :D
"You set us up?" Tony swivels back to Tim. "They set us up." And back again. "You set us up?"
Besides, we were bored and it was fun. You gonna make out some more now?"
Good idea Abby, let's stay on priorities.
Tim is grinning at him, crooking and flexing his index finger. Now there's a signal that's easy to get. Tony gets to his feet and follows.
And she'll (and Ziva) probably have a lot of fantasy material from that little scene.
I hope you learn you lesson *stern*!
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Aww, boys. *pets*
I hope TBTP will find a reason for Tony to wear Tim's clothes, because I want to see him in the MIT t-shirt. He could crash at Tim's apart, completely drunk because he found Jeanne get married, and Tim let him use his bed and his shower and his clothes, and he'll tell Gibbs Tony has a cold, and Tony'll spend the day in the bed with Jethro eating dinosaurs cereals and watching tv, feeling a lot better and some closure.
Oh. My. God. I need this for LIFE.
She actually prepared it in advance? :D
She totally did! And I'm fairly sure she had another couple stashed in the room in case of other reactions. *hearts Abby*
And she'll (and Ziva) probably have a lot of fantasy material from that little scene.
Mmhmm. And me!
I hope you learn you lesson
Oh, yes, I have. Honest! ;P
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Yeah, right? He's so slow on the uptake, that boy.
Tony, twelve-year old in mind.
Although I know some twelve-year-olds who'd be ashamed we thought Tony as emotionally mature as them!
Heee, Timmy! I love funny, fondly mocking Timmy, almost as much as... ...sneaky, dirty Timmy.
Not gonna lie, I wanted Tim SO BADLY when I was writing that part. Lucky he's fictional or I'd be fighting Tony for him.
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The elevator is more scared of Gibbs than Tony, duh! Unless it's on the plan, and tried to make him fall on McGee...
Oh, of course! Cunning elevator is cunning.
(The are you sure you're 18 is a wink to the jailbait Tim fic?)
Hee. Actually, it wasn't, but it so could have been. Oh, jailbait!Tim, get older!
Tony already knows which actor is going to play him, isn't he?
He's heard of this guy called Michael Weatherly...
I can totally see Tony's smile at that, I'd love to see it happen in canon.
Me, too. Me. Too.
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