[Sadly, this is also what passes for logic for Kazooie.]
You mean you've got your mouth on that thing? [She is taking it a little too literally, though.] That's gotta be weird, having your mouth somewhere else!
That's 'cause the Malnosso-guys are awful. Awfully stupid! [Her tone is challenging, like she expects the Malnosso to come out of the woodwork just to be offended.]
Anyway, they keep making us do weird things, so I guess this isn't even the worst.
It's not every day you see a giant cat in the plaza eating doughnuts with a puppet on her paw.
But Kazooie has seen weirder things. So the first thing she asks is:]
Why the heck are you trying to feed a doll?
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[At least, that's what she understands about ventriloquy. ~TAO LOGIC~]
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You mean you've got your mouth on that thing? [She is taking it a little too literally, though.] That's gotta be weird, having your mouth somewhere else!
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[And most people would rather Kazooie keep her mouth on her, too. It's bad enough when it is.]
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Tao too, but it's not that bad.
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[Or she could do all sorts of other things! Clearly this isn't a terrible idea of anything.]
Is this part of those dumb horoscope-things again?
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I'd throw my journal at 'em, but the barrier gets in the way.
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[...says the one that suddenly took on ventriloquism because of them.]
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Anyway, they keep making us do weird things, so I guess this isn't even the worst.
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[Headtilt. And her doll headtilts too. Considering what everyone else got, this isn't too bad.]
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The cannibal one might be a bit alarming.]
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... Yeah, especially the last one.]
... Uhh...
... Yours' are pretty, uh, weird. And kinda creepy on that last one there...
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But Tao doesn't know what a "canni-bull" is.
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