Cat Spirit 11! [Action]

[catus_carnival]

[How are you doing this freezing, cold day, Luceti? Taokaka is not doing too well. You see, someone's got her tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost. And that's not good. Licking frozen poles is never a good idea.]

...Ow...

[She's breathing warm breath on it but that's not helping much. Anybody passing by a certain lamppost near the square can see a

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[dakingofawesome]

[As he approaches, he notices this... cat girl thing has her tongue stuck to a pole. Usually he'd ignore her. Or ridicule her. Or possibly make it worse. But no, he won't. Because he has comedy gold on hand.]

Hey, what's your problem? Pole got your tongue?

[catus_carnival]

[...tilting head sideways. She doesn't get it. But she at least manages to get out a]

Uh-huh.

[dakingofawesome]

[... why is there no one to laugh at his clever joke. Ugh.]

Well that was stupid.

[catus_carnival]

[Tilting her head more. I am a Kaka and what is this. She murmurs something that sounds like "Tao doesn't get it, meow."]

[dakingofawesome]

[He rests an arm against the pole, leaning against it as he examines her plight.]

Figured out how to get off?

[catus_carnival]

Nuh-uh.

[shaking her head is rather uncomfortable right now.]

[dakingofawesome]

[He makes a show of examining his claws.]

Say I free you. What's it worth to ya?

[catus_carnival]

...

[she mumbles something that is supposed to be "meatbuns", but obviously with her tongue stuck it...doesn't sound like anything.]

[dakingofawesome]

What was that? You said you'd do minion work?

[catus_carnival]

[shake of the head. she doesn't even know what it is, and tries to mumble "meatbuns" again. this isn't going to go well.]

[dakingofawesome]

Huh? Was that a yes? Sounded like one to me.

[He snorts and then pounds one fist into his palm. Now then... to fix this lamp problem.]

[catus_carnival]

[This is going to cost all their braincells to fix this. Also, prepare to have the worst minion eve- oh wait.]

[dakingofawesome]

[Who needs brains when you have brawn? Bowser just abruptly rips the lamp post out of the ground.]

[catus_carnival]

[AND HE'S RIPPING THE THING ATTACHED TO THE LAMP POST TOO.]

[dakingofawesome]

[He drops the lamp post - with Tao too, on the ground.]

There! That's how you get it done!

[catus_carnival]

[...

doop doop doop. He might've hit Tao with the lamppost too. Tongue still stuck.]