The universe has decided this is going to be the week from Hell, apparently. Who am I to argue with the universe? I should be more upset than I am right now. Maybe I've just mastered repression.

This is just not a good sign. I need to clean up my life.

You are not doing this to me again. Seriously. Just... Jesus Tapdancing Christ. You have got to be kidding. No one is that lame.