Ficlet - Food

[cattygabriel]

In response to this meme.

Prompt 087 - Food. For divine_tempest . Warning: utter crack.

Comments

[_silverfox]

Awww, poor Gabriel!

[cattygabriel]

xD He is literally incapable of cooking. <3

[halosphere]

I laughed so hard! It was just what I needed!

"I think I just baked a cake!" LOL!

Poor Gabriel.

[cattygabriel]

Oh dear, are you alright? *hugs*

Gabriel is absolutely incapable of cooking, poor boy. He once tried to boil water and it went FWOOSH. He tried to bake Raphael a cake and the oven exploded and half the Host was hospitalised. He and Michael once tried making macaroni and cheese, and both the kitchen and Michael were covered in cheese. Basically, Gabriel + kitchen = disaester. xD

[halosphere]

I am now! This fic cheered me right up! :D (just a lot going on that I've been dealing with. Sometimes it gets overwhelming and I want to curl up somewhere and cry. But I found this and it made me feel better <3)

Poor Gabriel. He just has to make do with miracled food I suppose XD

[cattygabriel]

Awwwww. *hug* You'd better not read the latest fic then, Dark apparently lives up to its name.

Yes, he has to. xD

[divine_tempest]

XD Oh, this is like the best birthday present EVER.  I can't stop laughing.

I wasn't exactly certain Uriel would actually threaten Gabriel, but he is very protective of his kitchen.  After second thoughts I decided yes, yes, he would threaten Gabriel with a smiting if he so much as passed by the kitchen.

Still giggling! :D

[cattygabriel]

Excellent. My work here is done. :3

Awwww. xDDD Does that ban start immediately or must Gabriel clean up the mess first? ;)

:D I've finished Dark, by the way, so it's a good thing this was cheerful.

[divine_tempest]

:D

Cleaning first, then the banning and the threats of smiting.

I read it and it was gorgeous and slightly heartbreaking and very pretty and I will actually comment on it later when I have slightly more than three functioning brain cells left.

[cattygabriel]

Smart angel. ;)

... oh dear. I'M SORRY! D:

[sunflower_mynah]

Your Gabriel always makes me feel better about my own inability to cook. XD I honestly think the results of his cooking should be counted as a miracle in and of themselves - I mean, exploding chocolate cake?

Poor thing, though. ^^;

[cattygabriel]

They are miracles. I mean, WATER BURSTING INTO FLAMES definitely counts as a miracle. xDDD

xD *hugs him*

[sunflower_mynah]

That's true. Very, very true.

Oh well, at least it's a good weapon. XD

[cattygabriel]

... yes.

ooc: Reminds me of the time Gabriel tried baking chocolate muffins, and they sort of exploded, covering him and Michael in molten chocolate batter. They, er, had fun cleaning up. :|