Dear Diary,

[catty_s]

Here is a list of some of my most hated pet peeves:
-People who confuse its/it's, were/we're, their/they're, etc....
-People who don't cover their mouths when they yawn (you look like you're silently screaming!)
-Boys who wear sandals (that AUTOMATICALLY makes you undatable)
-Pretention
-The name Carl (I hate the gutteral "aaaaaarrrrrl" part)

Ever thine,
Caitlin