Last Weekend at the Farm:
Caitlin and her Dad are sitting in the farm, reading quietly as the sun sets.
Kevin drives down the driveway, after travelling from Hamilton.
Caitlin thinks "I'll go outside and say hello. Yes, that would be nice."
So Caitlin puts on her running shoes which are sitting beside the door to the porch.
Kittens are lying contentedly nearby.
Caitlin feels something squishy in said running shoe, but, remembering that the padding has come loose in the sole, thinks nothing of it.
Caitlin walks outside, putting full pressure on shoe and greets Kevin.
Kevin and Caitlin walk inside.
Remove shoes.
Caitlin realizes there is something slimy, cold and soft stuck to the bottom of her sock from inside shoe.
Flicks it off with finger.
Inspects.
Realizes it is a cold squished dead frog full of teethmarks, lying on its back.
Loses consciousness.
Hamil, adorable little white kitten, observes and thinks to himself "Well done. Human owner loves delicious frog that I lovingly left her as a present in her shoe."
Kevin drives down the driveway, after travelling from Hamilton.
Caitlin thinks "I'll go outside and say hello. Yes, that would be nice."
So Caitlin puts on her running shoes which are sitting beside the door to the porch.
Kittens are lying contentedly nearby.
Caitlin feels something squishy in said running shoe, but, remembering that the padding has come loose in the sole, thinks nothing of it.
Caitlin walks outside, putting full pressure on shoe and greets Kevin.
Kevin and Caitlin walk inside.
Remove shoes.
Caitlin realizes there is something slimy, cold and soft stuck to the bottom of her sock from inside shoe.
Flicks it off with finger.
Inspects.
Realizes it is a cold squished dead frog full of teethmarks, lying on its back.
Loses consciousness.
Hamil, adorable little white kitten, observes and thinks to himself "Well done. Human owner loves delicious frog that I lovingly left her as a present in her shoe."