sound advice
When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want...an adorable pancreas?
The problem with America is stupidity, now I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?
If sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want...an adorable pancreas?
The problem with America is stupidity, now I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?
If sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position