Realizations
You know, I believe every vampire comes to a certain point in 'er unlife where she realizes that she's made mistakes. I've made quite a few. How could I ever not realize what a fit, delightful man Jimmy is? He's the bloody best. And how could I ever mock 'is willy? It's perfect. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 'Course, Cara didn't like it much, but she ran off to join the circus. True love always prevails!
Well, snags 'appen, as well. I was trying to rid myself of all the alcohol in the 'ome, as Jimmy doesn't drink much (and step one is admit you 'ave a problem), when I ran into Joan and Yuffie. What a lovely evening. Charming people. But, I've always been too stuck in the mud when it comes to dealin' with my demon brothers and sisters. So I bit him. Several times. Tastes like chicken. I've made the balance. I went after a demon like I went after a human.
Me karma feels so right!
Joan can be a bit testy about things like eating her boyfriend, so Jimmy and I took a little trip to let her calm down. We went to Sacramento. Not very far, but that's where Cara's been in the circus, and we wanted to see her show. She really makes a good clown. Got out of the little car flawlessly!
My Jimmy-wimmy and I'll stay 'ere for a little while. Maybe we can get our picture put on a t-shirt!
Well, snags 'appen, as well. I was trying to rid myself of all the alcohol in the 'ome, as Jimmy doesn't drink much (and step one is admit you 'ave a problem), when I ran into Joan and Yuffie. What a lovely evening. Charming people. But, I've always been too stuck in the mud when it comes to dealin' with my demon brothers and sisters. So I bit him. Several times. Tastes like chicken. I've made the balance. I went after a demon like I went after a human.
Me karma feels so right!
Joan can be a bit testy about things like eating her boyfriend, so Jimmy and I took a little trip to let her calm down. We went to Sacramento. Not very far, but that's where Cara's been in the circus, and we wanted to see her show. She really makes a good clown. Got out of the little car flawlessly!
My Jimmy-wimmy and I'll stay 'ere for a little while. Maybe we can get our picture put on a t-shirt!