Hungry Beltaine
Celebrated Beltaine in a non-traditional way...picked up a frerfaral demon and er, celebrated all night long. It wasn't the same as Christopher or Elizabeth, but after last year's bends in the bloody road I see no point in broodin' over things that happened decades ago. Christopher is dead. He's not comin' back. There will always be pangs in me 'eart knowin' that 'm the reason he's ashes, but I can't let it drag me down now that I'm startin' over.
And, er, Joan has wised up quite a bit. Last night I went out on the hunt, I did. Saw a tasty bid walkin' all alone in a very dark patch o' downtown. Naturally, I sought to eat her. Maybe take 'er back to my place, chain 'er to a wall, and keep 'er for a few days, but eat her nevertheless! Well, Joan, she'd 'ave none o' that, you realise. Saw her comin' and made up quite the convincin' lie, considering. Perfect delivery. (Should've gotten a soddin' Oscar, I should've!) And she didn't buy it! Bugger, a year ago that would've gotten 'er right quick. Feel a mite bad about lyin' to 'er...mostly because she knows I was lyin'. It's not a lie until they know! Bloody glad she didn't stake me! What a mate, she is!
Had to break it to 'er about Elizabeth. Sad story I didn't feel much like sharin'. She got the TV guide version, which is better in the end, I should think. She did point out a nice demon bar to me, though. Took a drop by afterward, just before closin', and filled up on the O Neg I could've eaten thirty minutes before. Then, I got pissed, and rightly so. 'S hard bringing up the bad memories and losin' a kill all in one night.
And, er, Joan has wised up quite a bit. Last night I went out on the hunt, I did. Saw a tasty bid walkin' all alone in a very dark patch o' downtown. Naturally, I sought to eat her. Maybe take 'er back to my place, chain 'er to a wall, and keep 'er for a few days, but eat her nevertheless! Well, Joan, she'd 'ave none o' that, you realise. Saw her comin' and made up quite the convincin' lie, considering. Perfect delivery. (Should've gotten a soddin' Oscar, I should've!) And she didn't buy it! Bugger, a year ago that would've gotten 'er right quick. Feel a mite bad about lyin' to 'er...mostly because she knows I was lyin'. It's not a lie until they know! Bloody glad she didn't stake me! What a mate, she is!
Had to break it to 'er about Elizabeth. Sad story I didn't feel much like sharin'. She got the TV guide version, which is better in the end, I should think. She did point out a nice demon bar to me, though. Took a drop by afterward, just before closin', and filled up on the O Neg I could've eaten thirty minutes before. Then, I got pissed, and rightly so. 'S hard bringing up the bad memories and losin' a kill all in one night.