Unbidden pizza
My brother just had his first football game yesterday night. I didn't stay to watch, but when we went to pick him up he had left the stadium. The band director said that he had been there, but we already knew that he had at least been there long enough to sign in. The director also mentioned that the band goes to pizza after the game.
I went over to Pizza Hut and found my brother's friend, Robbie. He said that Jason had gone outside. Mom made me search the restaurant three more times (at least she forgot about the restrooms). We headed back to the stadium after that and found him walking along the road. Mom was furious. She still is and I get to go clean the barn.