So Jealous
The ShopVac caught and ate the delicious-looking calico I've been after for months. The fast skinny one! Just snuck right in there while she was pinching a loaf and sucked her down. Shopster's smart like that, always has a master plan.
Just look at all those attachments! I wish my hose was that big! I have to mow down a cat, all my hose is good for is kittens. I wish I could risk sucking down that much cat litter safely. Although, yuck. Sometimes when we hang out, I end up feeling very inadequate. But, Shopster's a great friend anyways.
And I did get to eat the fat juicy orange cat not too long ago. I can still feel my catcher rumbling from that one, wow.
Shopster is more vacuum than I'll ever be, although at least I'm not quite so trashy. Shopster had a rough childhood, so don't tell that I said that.
Just look at all those attachments! I wish my hose was that big! I have to mow down a cat, all my hose is good for is kittens. I wish I could risk sucking down that much cat litter safely. Although, yuck. Sometimes when we hang out, I end up feeling very inadequate. But, Shopster's a great friend anyways.
And I did get to eat the fat juicy orange cat not too long ago. I can still feel my catcher rumbling from that one, wow.
Shopster is more vacuum than I'll ever be, although at least I'm not quite so trashy. Shopster had a rough childhood, so don't tell that I said that.