[We're not playing chase anymore? Well that's disappointing. But that's alright, your shoelaces seem like they'd make great playtoys! Nall reaches out with a paw and bats at the lace playfully. Yep, this will do nicely!]
[ Oh dear lord it's touching him.... Gilbert pales, if possible even more than before, and tries to lift his leg up and away from the cat because please stop touching him he may cry - ]
G-get away. [ And he's going to try and hop backwards ]
[Nall yawns hugely. Yep, this is boring now... but the ground is nice and warm and comfy. He rolls over onto his back and stretches out. Mmm, this might be a nice nap spot...]
C-c-c-cat....
Gilbert is now almost flipping the picnic table over as he scrambles up to try and get at least TEN FEET AWAY.
BECAUSE IT'S A CAT ]
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Because you?
Have just become MUCH more interesting. He turns slowly and fixes his eyes on you, taking just one step closer...]
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It's going to be a vicious man-eating cat attack oh god ]
Stay ... away...
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AND Gilbert is tensing up. He's too afraid to move and he's just staring down at you with huge, wide eyes. ]
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[We're not playing chase anymore? Well that's disappointing. But that's alright, your shoelaces seem like they'd make great playtoys! Nall reaches out with a paw and bats at the lace playfully. Yep, this will do nicely!]
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G-get away. [ And he's going to try and hop backwards ]
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[ This time you'll get a scream. A not so manly scream but a scream nonetheless.
Gilbert trips backwards, arms flailing, and lands on the ground with a loud thud ]
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Mraaaw?
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W-what do you want.
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...well that's lame. You wouldn't even pet him. Booooring.
C'mon, you gotta do something. Nall settles down on the ground and stares at you some more, giving off that ever so feline air of "Impress me."]
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Just...stay.
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