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instead of working on my english midterm, i spent around two and half hours on http://www.cosmopolitan.com/. NO. REALLY.
highlights:
-i want to see this performed, i am scientifically intrigued
-number of times 'carnal' is used in various sex-related articles: TOO GODDAMN MANY
Amara for the UK: When you give in to your lusty urges at different times of the day, the act itself will be hotter because it's unexpected or at least unplanned," says Kerner. That's what Shannen,* 24, discovered when her randy routine became too rote. "One night, we were cooking dinner and Brad got some gravy on his face. I was feeling playful, so I licked it off," she recalls. "I decided to taste-test the rest of him, so I swiped a dab on his neck and licked it. Then I lifted his shirt and dripped some on his chest and abs. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it, he lifted me up onto the counter and we were going at it.
Amara for the UK: . . . GRAVY?
Amara for the UK: GRAVY
Amara for the UK: GRAVY IS LIKE
Amara for the UK: THE UNSEXIEST CONDIMENT
stop it june: EVER
Amara for the UK: I'D RATHER LICK TARTER SAUCE OFF OF A COP'S ASSHOLE THAN HAVE SOMEONE POUR GRAVY ONTO MY SNATCH
stop it june: Flirting Moves No Man Can Resist
-At a bar or coffeehouse, use the tip of your tongue to lick beer or espresso foam from your lip.
-Give him a long once-over from head to toe, then bring your eyes back up to his. Smile ever so slightly to let him know you like what you see.
-Grin and hold his gaze for three seconds. Then bite the corner of your lip and look down.
-Walk past him, then slowly swivel your head halfway toward him, rest your chin on your shoulder and smile. This asymmetrical pose shows that he's hot enough to literally turn heads.
-At a café, dip your finger in your dessert, put it in your mouth and slowly pull it out while eyeing a hot guy.
stop it june: ^ DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS SHIT
Amara for the UK: IF A GIRL DID THAT
Amara for the UK: I'D HAVE SEX WITH HER FROM BEHIND
Amara for the UK: AND DONKEY PUNCH HER AS HARD AS I CAN
highlights:
-i want to see this performed, i am scientifically intrigued
-number of times 'carnal' is used in various sex-related articles: TOO GODDAMN MANY
Amara for the UK: When you give in to your lusty urges at different times of the day, the act itself will be hotter because it's unexpected or at least unplanned," says Kerner. That's what Shannen,* 24, discovered when her randy routine became too rote. "One night, we were cooking dinner and Brad got some gravy on his face. I was feeling playful, so I licked it off," she recalls. "I decided to taste-test the rest of him, so I swiped a dab on his neck and licked it. Then I lifted his shirt and dripped some on his chest and abs. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it, he lifted me up onto the counter and we were going at it.
Amara for the UK: . . . GRAVY?
Amara for the UK: GRAVY
Amara for the UK: GRAVY IS LIKE
Amara for the UK: THE UNSEXIEST CONDIMENT
stop it june: EVER
Amara for the UK: I'D RATHER LICK TARTER SAUCE OFF OF A COP'S ASSHOLE THAN HAVE SOMEONE POUR GRAVY ONTO MY SNATCH
stop it june: Flirting Moves No Man Can Resist
-At a bar or coffeehouse, use the tip of your tongue to lick beer or espresso foam from your lip.
-Give him a long once-over from head to toe, then bring your eyes back up to his. Smile ever so slightly to let him know you like what you see.
-Grin and hold his gaze for three seconds. Then bite the corner of your lip and look down.
-Walk past him, then slowly swivel your head halfway toward him, rest your chin on your shoulder and smile. This asymmetrical pose shows that he's hot enough to literally turn heads.
-At a café, dip your finger in your dessert, put it in your mouth and slowly pull it out while eyeing a hot guy.
stop it june: ^ DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS SHIT
Amara for the UK: IF A GIRL DID THAT
Amara for the UK: I'D HAVE SEX WITH HER FROM BEHIND
Amara for the UK: AND DONKEY PUNCH HER AS HARD AS I CAN