I need a reduction BADLY

Apr 08, 2010 08:35

Ok so before my vacation, I decided I needed a new bra. I haven't had once since before Frankie was conceived. Well my friends all swore my boobs would shrink if I breast fed. What they didn't tell me was they'd get even bigger when I was done! So after the initial shock wore off at my new size, I went looking at celebrity boob sizes and found the following...

Jenna Jameson: 32F
Pamela Anderson: 36DD
Christina Hendricks: 38-DDD
Anna Nicole Smith: 42DD
Dolly Parton: 48DD

Holy shit! Mine are real and bigger than all of those!

I used to joke I'd be happy by cutting one off and splitting the other in half. Now I think that would be 3rds or 4ths!

Now if only I can get the insurance to pay for the reduction.

meme's

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