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✓ I miss somebody right now. (COME OVER AND WATCH FRIENDS WITH US >:()
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (But they're all at my parents' house.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (DDR)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Useful information: When you're high, M Slater becomes the most hilarious human being alive. Seriously.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Um, no shit.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes. (I don't feel right saying "sometimes" because it's pretty much every other sentence.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I don't hate myself! ^___^)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (It's ~sexual~)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (: Sometimes when I'm doing something "wrong" I'll look for hidden cameras.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Also, I rule at making it.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Um what)
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Tax evasion should be legalized!)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I am good at everything. Just not everyone knows it.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Fuck window shopping, though. It's unsatisfying.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I never write in it.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom rules 4e)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Obviously.)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before. (I am a pussy.)
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I want to do the same stuff I do now and get free money for it.)
× I want to have children in the future. (No. No. NO.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn. (PSH.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (They are my life.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (;););))
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Completely legally! Totally!)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (lol)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (THE RIDE by David Allan Coe!)
× I would die for my best friends. (I don't think there's anyone I'd die for.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm watching Friends. Obviously I'm going to be happy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (lol)
× Republican. (lol)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I don't care about age, really.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I lace them differently from anyone I've ever met.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (MY COCK)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I want an office job.)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I throw them away out of shame.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I sing in my sleep.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (ew.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I don't know for sure. It's frighteningly probable.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Airline safety instructions and Chick tracts.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (They're FAT)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (God it would be so cool if I were, though.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (But I like they way they look in casual men's clothes.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I lost instantly.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (No. No. No. NO.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's just boring.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (lol)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (I was. Now it's just the closest party to my ideals.)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Like every time.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals are so boring.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I find it impossible to sleep if any music is on.)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (wtf)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (BUT I COULD HAVE.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Watersports.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (It's more like my sympathy is limited. I'll listen the first time and give advice, but don't keep fucking coming back to me for the same advice. Follow it, or don't talk to me about it.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm always the one who finds it, even though I never actually park it.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Only one, really.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish people COULD be more honest with each other.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (I did, though.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Like, middle school plays.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm Irish and I don't care about it.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (I used to!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I have intellectual reasons for enjoying the generically "fun".)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I am very proud of the nothing I've accomplished.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I pretty much don't need any time to myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I think I should probably be less open-minded.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I cannot pull off prematurely grey.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (GOD I WISH.)
× I say random things to freak people out. (I used to do that a lot, actually.)
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (FUCK soccer.)
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (What)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (COME OVER AND WATCH FRIENDS WITH US >:()
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (But they're all at my parents' house.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (DDR)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Useful information: When you're high, M Slater becomes the most hilarious human being alive. Seriously.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Um, no shit.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes. (I don't feel right saying "sometimes" because it's pretty much every other sentence.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I don't hate myself! ^___^)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (It's ~sexual~)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (: Sometimes when I'm doing something "wrong" I'll look for hidden cameras.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Also, I rule at making it.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Um what)
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Tax evasion should be legalized!)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I am good at everything. Just not everyone knows it.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Fuck window shopping, though. It's unsatisfying.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I never write in it.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom rules 4e)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Obviously.)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before. (I am a pussy.)
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I want to do the same stuff I do now and get free money for it.)
× I want to have children in the future. (No. No. NO.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn. (PSH.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (They are my life.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (;););))
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Completely legally! Totally!)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (lol)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (THE RIDE by David Allan Coe!)
× I would die for my best friends. (I don't think there's anyone I'd die for.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm watching Friends. Obviously I'm going to be happy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (lol)
× Republican. (lol)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I don't care about age, really.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I lace them differently from anyone I've ever met.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (MY COCK)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I want an office job.)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I throw them away out of shame.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I sing in my sleep.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (ew.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I don't know for sure. It's frighteningly probable.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Airline safety instructions and Chick tracts.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (They're FAT)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (God it would be so cool if I were, though.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (But I like they way they look in casual men's clothes.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I lost instantly.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (No. No. No. NO.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's just boring.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (lol)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (I was. Now it's just the closest party to my ideals.)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Like every time.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals are so boring.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I find it impossible to sleep if any music is on.)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (wtf)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (BUT I COULD HAVE.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Watersports.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (It's more like my sympathy is limited. I'll listen the first time and give advice, but don't keep fucking coming back to me for the same advice. Follow it, or don't talk to me about it.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm always the one who finds it, even though I never actually park it.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Only one, really.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish people COULD be more honest with each other.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (I did, though.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Like, middle school plays.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm Irish and I don't care about it.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (I used to!)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I have intellectual reasons for enjoying the generically "fun".)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I am very proud of the nothing I've accomplished.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I pretty much don't need any time to myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I think I should probably be less open-minded.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I cannot pull off prematurely grey.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (GOD I WISH.)
× I say random things to freak people out. (I used to do that a lot, actually.)
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (FUCK soccer.)
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (What)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.