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1. Have you ever liked someone so much for a week or two, and then immediately lost interest in them?
That's what happens most of the time.
2. What song do you want played at your wedding?
I don't want to get married.
3. And at your funeral?
I don't care. It's more for the people attending than for me. Let them DJ. I do enough funerals already.
4. Have you ever planned either your wedding / your funeral out?
Never going to happen/letting someone else do it.
5. What are you labelled most often?
I don't know that I get labeled. Maybe I do. Label me. Majority wins.
6. Do you label others, yet you are UNAWARE of it until now?
I'm aware of it when I label them.
7. Prove your originality! Name 10 things that make you .. you.
1.) Everything is a Friends reference with me.
2.) Every day I announce something as the "funniest thing I've seen/heard all day". I don't know why I do this habitually.
3.) I enjoy telling jokes about my tiny penis.
4.) I really, really like labcoats.
5.) If I'm in love with someone, I generally don't want to fuck them. I guess for all my sex positivity, I still see sex in a somewhat negative light.
6.) I sing along with anything I know the words to, no matter where I am, and regardless of whether I even like the song.
7.) I really, really like to argue with people about philosophy. I really, really hate to argue with people about politics.
8.) I actually feel more like myself when I'm drunk than I do when I'm sober.
9.) I ♥ DDR
10.) I am a faggot who uses the "♥" character.
8. Have you ever rejected someone who asked you on a date and then felt bad about it?
HAH.
9. Do you have a stalker?
Not that I'm aware.
10. If so, are they just someone who likes to follow you for kicks, or do they have a deep passion for you and believe that if you watch your every move they might have a chance with you?
I'll ask them and report back.
11. What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
My parents put up with me for as long as they did. And are still willing.
12. And the meanest?
I don't know. People don't really do mean things to me, or if they do I don't notice.
13. Do you discriminate against people who shop at Abercrombie?
No.
14. What about Hot Topic?
No.
15. Have you ever written a book?
No.
16. If so, write a synopsis for us all.
I write stories sometimes. One of them is about a misanthropic psychic. Another one is about a girl who kills herself because there's nothing left for her to want. etc. And then in tenth grade I wrote a story about a video game character coming to life and wreaking havoc on everything until Thomas Jefferson comes to kill him. My stories are usually pretty autobiographical.
18. What's one thing you always hope to be the best at NO MATTER WHAT?
Being smart.
19. How long have you had your livejournal?
Since... December?
21. How many times have you thought about suicide?
I'm aiming for "slow suicide" now.
22. In the end do you think that killing yourself if really worth it?
If you want to be dead more than you don't want to bother killing yourself.
24. What kinds of dreams do you have?
I don't remember enough that I can see any kind of pattern.
25. Have you ever been in love?
Sure.
26. If you were to have a shotgun wedding tomorrow, who would you marry?
Someone who wouldn't mind if I cheated on her.
27. What was the last entry you've written in your diary / livejournal about?
A day.
30. Name 5 nice things that a boy, or boys, have done for you.
1.) Alex has helped me out monetarily when I needed it.
2.) Paul gives me rides like all the time.
3.) M Slater provides me endless hours of joy.
4.) Jesse Alston lets me drink his Mike's Hard Lemonade.
5.) Matthew gives me Blacks like all the time when he has them and I don't.
31. Have you ever been gravely ill yet kept it to yourself?
I don't get gravely ill.
32. How many times has your reputation been dragged through the mud?
I don't have a good reputation. Drag it through the mud all you want. I will relish the attention.
33. Nominate one person you know for each of the following awards:
Biggest Whore: Myself.
Cutest Boy: Myself. ^___^
Best Friend: Paul.
Overall Good Person: uh
34. Are there any movies that bring you to tears, without fail, each time?
No.
35. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
36. Name the ten songs you've listened to most recently.
1.) "Overprotected" by Britney Spears.
2.) "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSync.
3.) "This Is Our Sound" by Ladytron.
4.) The entire Radiant Silvergun soundtrack.
5.) "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" by Sylvester.
6.) LAZY SUNDAY
7.) The Koroshiya 1 soundtrack.
8.) "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip.
9.) "Kuja's Theme" by Nobuo Uematsu.
10.) "Rush" by Kaos, Karl K. and Siren.
37. Have you ever memorized a celebrity's birthday and celebrated it?
Thomas Jefferson's. I also extended the holiday to include the anniversary of the death of FDR.
38. Do you like Death Cab For Cutie?
No.
39. How long will you wait for sex?
Uh, what? I don't know. As long as someone holds my interest.
40. Say something you've always wanted to say to the following people:
Your Mother: "You're aight, actually."
Your Father: "Same to you."
Your Best Friend: "Thank you."
Your Back Stabber: I don't know that anyone stabs my back.
Your Crush: "Wanna make out or something?
Your Ex: "I'm sorry."
Your Self: "I love you."
[Note: if you have something better to do while I'm on my deathbed, go ahead and do it. Nothing I say there will be of any value to you.]
41. What kind of clothing do you wear?
Whatever I feel like wearing.
42. What's your favorite brand?
I don't have one.
43. Name two facts about yourself that would make most people think you're crazy.
1.) My kinks. Any/all.
2.) Um, I've injured myself. I'm bad at telling what's normal and what's not. Forgive me for the lame answers. :\
44. Have you ever not been true to yourself to please someone else?
Yes. I always assume the other person is going to be unable to deal with conflict.
45. What's one completely pointless memory that sticks in your mind?
Most of my memories are pointless and very vivid. When I was nine, I had a crush on my best friend. One day we were on the swings together after school, and she asked me if I "liked" anyone. I lied and said no, and she told me how she liked a boy who had moved away, how she wanted to marry him and live together with him in a treehouse in Australia. My first heartbreak. Ahhh.
46. When you last cried, what was the reason?
I was drunk and emotional, and I was arguing with Liddy. (And I bet you you couldn't make me cry. I guess you win.)
47. Name four things you want to accomplish in your life.
1.) Enjoy myself.
2.) Die.
3.) Oh, ride Mr. Freeze at Six Flags over Texas. I've never been able to get up the nerve to ride it. Someone come with me and hold my hand so I can finally go. :\
4.)
48. How different are you from last year?
It's like night and later that night.
50. Do you live for the moment or plan for the future?
Live for the moment.
52. Are you afraid of death?
No. I'm afraid of getting old.
53. What do you believe happens when you die (where you go, your spirit)?
Your soul is extinguished on braindeath.
54. What is your religion (what do you believe and what don't you believe)?
I am an atheist.
56. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you would have TALKED to a former crush instead of avoiding them?
Crushing rejection, of course. I don't need to wonder.
58. What do you think about your life so far?
I feel like a lot of it was wasted.
59. How long do you expect to live?
Maybe twenty years longer.
That's what happens most of the time.
2. What song do you want played at your wedding?
I don't want to get married.
3. And at your funeral?
I don't care. It's more for the people attending than for me. Let them DJ. I do enough funerals already.
4. Have you ever planned either your wedding / your funeral out?
Never going to happen/letting someone else do it.
5. What are you labelled most often?
I don't know that I get labeled. Maybe I do. Label me. Majority wins.
6. Do you label others, yet you are UNAWARE of it until now?
I'm aware of it when I label them.
7. Prove your originality! Name 10 things that make you .. you.
1.) Everything is a Friends reference with me.
2.) Every day I announce something as the "funniest thing I've seen/heard all day". I don't know why I do this habitually.
3.) I enjoy telling jokes about my tiny penis.
4.) I really, really like labcoats.
5.) If I'm in love with someone, I generally don't want to fuck them. I guess for all my sex positivity, I still see sex in a somewhat negative light.
6.) I sing along with anything I know the words to, no matter where I am, and regardless of whether I even like the song.
7.) I really, really like to argue with people about philosophy. I really, really hate to argue with people about politics.
8.) I actually feel more like myself when I'm drunk than I do when I'm sober.
9.) I ♥ DDR
10.) I am a faggot who uses the "♥" character.
8. Have you ever rejected someone who asked you on a date and then felt bad about it?
HAH.
9. Do you have a stalker?
Not that I'm aware.
10. If so, are they just someone who likes to follow you for kicks, or do they have a deep passion for you and believe that if you watch your every move they might have a chance with you?
I'll ask them and report back.
11. What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
My parents put up with me for as long as they did. And are still willing.
12. And the meanest?
I don't know. People don't really do mean things to me, or if they do I don't notice.
13. Do you discriminate against people who shop at Abercrombie?
No.
14. What about Hot Topic?
No.
15. Have you ever written a book?
No.
16. If so, write a synopsis for us all.
I write stories sometimes. One of them is about a misanthropic psychic. Another one is about a girl who kills herself because there's nothing left for her to want. etc. And then in tenth grade I wrote a story about a video game character coming to life and wreaking havoc on everything until Thomas Jefferson comes to kill him. My stories are usually pretty autobiographical.
18. What's one thing you always hope to be the best at NO MATTER WHAT?
Being smart.
19. How long have you had your livejournal?
Since... December?
21. How many times have you thought about suicide?
I'm aiming for "slow suicide" now.
22. In the end do you think that killing yourself if really worth it?
If you want to be dead more than you don't want to bother killing yourself.
24. What kinds of dreams do you have?
I don't remember enough that I can see any kind of pattern.
25. Have you ever been in love?
Sure.
26. If you were to have a shotgun wedding tomorrow, who would you marry?
Someone who wouldn't mind if I cheated on her.
27. What was the last entry you've written in your diary / livejournal about?
A day.
30. Name 5 nice things that a boy, or boys, have done for you.
1.) Alex has helped me out monetarily when I needed it.
2.) Paul gives me rides like all the time.
3.) M Slater provides me endless hours of joy.
4.) Jesse Alston lets me drink his Mike's Hard Lemonade.
5.) Matthew gives me Blacks like all the time when he has them and I don't.
31. Have you ever been gravely ill yet kept it to yourself?
I don't get gravely ill.
32. How many times has your reputation been dragged through the mud?
I don't have a good reputation. Drag it through the mud all you want. I will relish the attention.
33. Nominate one person you know for each of the following awards:
Biggest Whore: Myself.
Cutest Boy: Myself. ^___^
Best Friend: Paul.
Overall Good Person: uh
34. Are there any movies that bring you to tears, without fail, each time?
No.
35. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
36. Name the ten songs you've listened to most recently.
1.) "Overprotected" by Britney Spears.
2.) "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSync.
3.) "This Is Our Sound" by Ladytron.
4.) The entire Radiant Silvergun soundtrack.
5.) "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" by Sylvester.
6.) LAZY SUNDAY
7.) The Koroshiya 1 soundtrack.
8.) "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip.
9.) "Kuja's Theme" by Nobuo Uematsu.
10.) "Rush" by Kaos, Karl K. and Siren.
37. Have you ever memorized a celebrity's birthday and celebrated it?
Thomas Jefferson's. I also extended the holiday to include the anniversary of the death of FDR.
38. Do you like Death Cab For Cutie?
No.
39. How long will you wait for sex?
Uh, what? I don't know. As long as someone holds my interest.
40. Say something you've always wanted to say to the following people:
Your Mother: "You're aight, actually."
Your Father: "Same to you."
Your Best Friend: "Thank you."
Your Back Stabber: I don't know that anyone stabs my back.
Your Crush: "Wanna make out or something?
Your Ex: "I'm sorry."
Your Self: "I love you."
[Note: if you have something better to do while I'm on my deathbed, go ahead and do it. Nothing I say there will be of any value to you.]
41. What kind of clothing do you wear?
Whatever I feel like wearing.
42. What's your favorite brand?
I don't have one.
43. Name two facts about yourself that would make most people think you're crazy.
1.) My kinks. Any/all.
2.) Um, I've injured myself. I'm bad at telling what's normal and what's not. Forgive me for the lame answers. :\
44. Have you ever not been true to yourself to please someone else?
Yes. I always assume the other person is going to be unable to deal with conflict.
45. What's one completely pointless memory that sticks in your mind?
Most of my memories are pointless and very vivid. When I was nine, I had a crush on my best friend. One day we were on the swings together after school, and she asked me if I "liked" anyone. I lied and said no, and she told me how she liked a boy who had moved away, how she wanted to marry him and live together with him in a treehouse in Australia. My first heartbreak. Ahhh.
46. When you last cried, what was the reason?
I was drunk and emotional, and I was arguing with Liddy. (And I bet you you couldn't make me cry. I guess you win.)
47. Name four things you want to accomplish in your life.
1.) Enjoy myself.
2.) Die.
3.) Oh, ride Mr. Freeze at Six Flags over Texas. I've never been able to get up the nerve to ride it. Someone come with me and hold my hand so I can finally go. :\
4.)
48. How different are you from last year?
It's like night and later that night.
50. Do you live for the moment or plan for the future?
Live for the moment.
52. Are you afraid of death?
No. I'm afraid of getting old.
53. What do you believe happens when you die (where you go, your spirit)?
Your soul is extinguished on braindeath.
54. What is your religion (what do you believe and what don't you believe)?
I am an atheist.
56. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you would have TALKED to a former crush instead of avoiding them?
Crushing rejection, of course. I don't need to wonder.
58. What do you think about your life so far?
I feel like a lot of it was wasted.
59. How long do you expect to live?
Maybe twenty years longer.