Six weird things meme.
This took me a while for some reason. It's hard to think of what things about you would be weird from others' perspectives. Or at least it is for me.
1. Out of virtual necessity growing up, I am very good at deciphering people's passwords from glances at their keystrokes. Don't enter your password anywhere near me if you don't trust me with it.
(You can trust me with it, though. FYI.)
2. I am incredibly shallow. The only things I want out of life are satiation of my baser desires; and fame, to satisfy my desire for attention. I suspect most people are also like this and are afraid to admit it.
3. Although I am a skeptic to the core where the paranormal is concerned, I believe pretty much anything plausible that people tell me-even people I know I can't trust, and even when there's no evidence to support what they say.
4. I really, really want to get my eyelid pierced. I know it's probably the most inconvenient piercing ever devised, and I know it would look really bad on a person with glasses, but I want it done anyway. I probably will have it done as soon as I can find a piercer who'll do it and have a job where I won't have to remove it to keep customers from freaking the fuck out.
5. When I was-I think-six or seven, I wanted to be a serial killer when I grew up. It never actually occurred to me that that's not a real job, and you can't make a living that way. I blame DOOM. Before that I wanted to be a paleontologist. Now I want to be an advice columnist or a paranormal investigator.
6. Low self-esteem aside, I honestly believe I am the smartest person I know, and have ever known. This includes all of my peers, my mentors in any subject, people reputed to be brilliant, etc. I concede that there are people smarter than me in the world. Just not many, and I haven't met any yet.
1. Out of virtual necessity growing up, I am very good at deciphering people's passwords from glances at their keystrokes. Don't enter your password anywhere near me if you don't trust me with it.
(You can trust me with it, though. FYI.)
2. I am incredibly shallow. The only things I want out of life are satiation of my baser desires; and fame, to satisfy my desire for attention. I suspect most people are also like this and are afraid to admit it.
3. Although I am a skeptic to the core where the paranormal is concerned, I believe pretty much anything plausible that people tell me-even people I know I can't trust, and even when there's no evidence to support what they say.
4. I really, really want to get my eyelid pierced. I know it's probably the most inconvenient piercing ever devised, and I know it would look really bad on a person with glasses, but I want it done anyway. I probably will have it done as soon as I can find a piercer who'll do it and have a job where I won't have to remove it to keep customers from freaking the fuck out.
5. When I was-I think-six or seven, I wanted to be a serial killer when I grew up. It never actually occurred to me that that's not a real job, and you can't make a living that way. I blame DOOM. Before that I wanted to be a paleontologist. Now I want to be an advice columnist or a paranormal investigator.
6. Low self-esteem aside, I honestly believe I am the smartest person I know, and have ever known. This includes all of my peers, my mentors in any subject, people reputed to be brilliant, etc. I concede that there are people smarter than me in the world. Just not many, and I haven't met any yet.