at least you know you were taken by a pro

[catoninetails]

Dear Haahastari Porfirio Sanchez Guillen,

I hate you.

-Lauren

P.s.: Natali and Jasmin cheered me up by driving around Placenta and calling out your name through the windows, among other things. You're lucky they're around, otherwise your supposed one-and-only might have very well expired by now.

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because natali and jasmin were meant for you.
&sooner or later we'll be peeing in each other's hands.

grossest thought.
sweetest thought, though, right?

[______knit]

you only lov_ us b_caus_ w_ ar_ missing th_ _ at th_ _nd of our nam_s and that's som_thing you can n_v_r hav_.

[______knit]

mexicans
messicans
messica-a-ans.