... Quotes Anyone? ...
Here are some raunchy yet hilarious quotes to give you a taste of what Desert Punk is all about. These are some quotes from a few episodes that my brother and I found amusing.
"I am THE BALLS"
"I bought it cheaper than a used hooker"
"If you don't watch it, your boobs will deflate!"
"Balls no!" "Did you just say, 'balls no' ?" "Damn straight!"
"I'm gonna beat you like a snare drum!"
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's coming!" *gun shot*
"You bitchlette!"
"It looks as if Desert Punk has regained his title as the baddest stack of awesome to walk these sands" *maniacal laughter*
"Things got back to normal ...which meant drinkin' and women"
"This is the first time I've seen a pair of golden boozos this big in person! ... You know, other than fat sloppy ones"
"I give it 5 years and those cans will be banging on your knee caps"
"This tastes like ass, you waste of space"
"I'm getting a full wood and the desert is no place to rub one off. Gotta stop thinking about this ... dead dog my grandma dead dog my grandma"
"Holy crapstick!"
"I've got a tingle in my sack that tells me this aint over yet"
Here are some actual screenshots if you're interested. But be forewarned! These are not for the weak at heart! ;-P
HIT 1
HIT 2
HIT 3
HIT 4
HIT 5
(naughty giggle) This show is funny. G'night everyone!
*DACM
PS - screenshots courtesy of www.desertpunk.akichigo.org/gallery.php
"I am THE BALLS"
"I bought it cheaper than a used hooker"
"If you don't watch it, your boobs will deflate!"
"Balls no!" "Did you just say, 'balls no' ?" "Damn straight!"
"I'm gonna beat you like a snare drum!"
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's coming!" *gun shot*
"You bitchlette!"
"It looks as if Desert Punk has regained his title as the baddest stack of awesome to walk these sands" *maniacal laughter*
"Things got back to normal ...which meant drinkin' and women"
"This is the first time I've seen a pair of golden boozos this big in person! ... You know, other than fat sloppy ones"
"I give it 5 years and those cans will be banging on your knee caps"
"This tastes like ass, you waste of space"
"I'm getting a full wood and the desert is no place to rub one off. Gotta stop thinking about this ... dead dog my grandma dead dog my grandma"
"Holy crapstick!"
"I've got a tingle in my sack that tells me this aint over yet"
Here are some actual screenshots if you're interested. But be forewarned! These are not for the weak at heart! ;-P
HIT 1
HIT 2
HIT 3
HIT 4
HIT 5
(naughty giggle) This show is funny. G'night everyone!
*DACM
PS - screenshots courtesy of www.desertpunk.akichigo.org/gallery.php