First Day Out
I'm out of drugs, and I have a cough that is killing me. Roommate offers to help but notices I'm almost human today.
S: Are you coming to the pharmacy with me?
K: Er... hrrmmm... is it cold?
S: Yes. It's cold.
K: *dawn breaks* Oh, right. December 23.
S: Yeah. Ho Ho Ho... Ho Ho Holy shit it's cold out.
K: *trying to hold guts and stitches in place while hysterically laughing* You suck!
Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Later she determines she's in the wrong profession, and ought to be a hospice nurse.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S: Are you coming to the pharmacy with me?
K: Er... hrrmmm... is it cold?
S: Yes. It's cold.
K: *dawn breaks* Oh, right. December 23.
S: Yeah. Ho Ho Ho... Ho Ho Holy shit it's cold out.
K: *trying to hold guts and stitches in place while hysterically laughing* You suck!
Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Later she determines she's in the wrong profession, and ought to be a hospice nurse.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!