Now I lay me down to sleep...

[catness]

I pray the Lord my hip to keep
If it's still painful when I wake
The ibuprofen I will take

Although the advil makes me sick;
It makes my stomach feel like ick
And then a doctor I will call
So somebody will fix it all

Amen

Comments

minor practical suggestion

[dr_memory]

Tried your luck with ketoprofen (Orudis) or naproxen sodium (Aleve)? Same family of drugs as ibuprofen, lower dosage required for effective pain relief. Saved my ass (and stomach) when I was hit by a taxi in 92.

oh yeah, and...

[dr_memory]

...that was freakin' brilliant.