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[catnamedcosette]

P.S. What happened to tarynnator? Did I miss something?

Last time I was sick, okay, way back in 6th grade, I missed school for two weeks and when I came back, a friend of mine had disappeared. Well, she had "left me" and became friends with these two skanky hoes. I don't think skanky hoes are really Taryn's type, but I do hope she's okay...

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poof

[slashfang]

yeah, what happened to her? so, when i was in the second grade, i got in trouble for talking in class and they sent me to in-school detention. when they released me, it was recess and i was so pissed off about getting into trouble that i left the building. i ditched school when i was seven.

well, my mom came to pick me up early that day and she took me home. the school freaked out and called my mom to tell her that i was missing. long story short, when i returned to school the next day, everyone was saying that i'd been kidnapped. this really mean paste-eater girl snarled, "you were kidnapped." and i thought that was such a mean thing to say. i mean, sometimes a person just doesn't want to be there anymore, right?

now, i'm not saying that taryn's journal was kidnapped - because that would be mean and i don't eat paste - but there's my disappearance story for you.

Re: poof

[catnamedcosette]

Hahaha. You ditched at age seven! That's a great story! I mean, horrible for you because of stupid paste-eating girl (I wonder what became of the paste-eaters - are they mentally deformed now or are they Bill Gates?) and getting in trouble (I used to get in trouble all the time at age seven, never with detention as I don't think we had it, but always with my name up on the board or my desk in the hallway), but hilarious nonetheless.

I don't like when people disappear. Either for kidnapping or skanky hoe reasons. Taryn, however, has not disappeared. Not entirely anyway. I called her last night "to check on her" and she is fine. Still alive and not kidnapped by paste-eaters or skanky hoes. Whew! That's a relief!

And, thank you again, for a great mid-afternoon laugh. :D