Spring Break
Well my job is finally having Spring Break, below you will find the email that everyone got at where I work:
Someone took a leak on the conference table!
No just kidding, but I know you usually see my messages and think "oh great, she's sending another one....." so I thought that would get your attention.
I just wanted to let you know that we'll be having our Spring Break week from Tuesday August 1st to Friday August 4th. We were concerned about it being too cold outside so we thought we'd have it in August this year when it's nice and hot!
We'll have beer, margarita machines and other various alcoholic beverages for your enjoyment and for the enjoyment of others watching you experience your enjoyment! You can all dress as you would on spring break, except for you Alonso. Don't wear your 'Guys Gone Wild' thong. If anyone wants to see that, they'll have to buy the video (it's volume 2)...
We usually hold a variety of contests, so don't be shy about organizing your own. The perennial favorite seems to be the milk drinking contest. You can put your money down on who'll drink the most in the morning and then again on who'll puke the most in the afternoon. The reigning champ is Robbie Ervin, out of the Orlando office, if any of you challengers want to start talking smack early. I think we should put together a 'Cool Hand Luke' style egg eating contest this year too if anyone wants to organize that one. We'll buy the eggs.....
On Friday, we'll shut the lines down early and have a catered lunch and a band out back. We'll polycom with SLC and Orlando too so everyone can party together. The party will be a real downer if we don't hit our numbers though, so let's be sure to put in an extra big effort so there are no worries.
We want everybody to have a good time, but remember we need to maintain a professional attitude on the phones, so no beer belching in ear shot of customers. We'll be collecting keys from those who's keys need to be collected and we'll be providing transportation for those who need it.
The Events crew will send out more details as the date approaches. If you have any ideas for contests or special events, just let us know and we'll see what we can do.
With this said, I need to go buy some nice clothes for those days and that way I can remain cool at work as well.
Least to say I will not be getting shit faced at work.
I still have goals that I like to keep, and one of them is to not get drunk at work and have my keys taken from me.
ok later, Roberta
Someone took a leak on the conference table!
No just kidding, but I know you usually see my messages and think "oh great, she's sending another one....." so I thought that would get your attention.
I just wanted to let you know that we'll be having our Spring Break week from Tuesday August 1st to Friday August 4th. We were concerned about it being too cold outside so we thought we'd have it in August this year when it's nice and hot!
We'll have beer, margarita machines and other various alcoholic beverages for your enjoyment and for the enjoyment of others watching you experience your enjoyment! You can all dress as you would on spring break, except for you Alonso. Don't wear your 'Guys Gone Wild' thong. If anyone wants to see that, they'll have to buy the video (it's volume 2)...
We usually hold a variety of contests, so don't be shy about organizing your own. The perennial favorite seems to be the milk drinking contest. You can put your money down on who'll drink the most in the morning and then again on who'll puke the most in the afternoon. The reigning champ is Robbie Ervin, out of the Orlando office, if any of you challengers want to start talking smack early. I think we should put together a 'Cool Hand Luke' style egg eating contest this year too if anyone wants to organize that one. We'll buy the eggs.....
On Friday, we'll shut the lines down early and have a catered lunch and a band out back. We'll polycom with SLC and Orlando too so everyone can party together. The party will be a real downer if we don't hit our numbers though, so let's be sure to put in an extra big effort so there are no worries.
We want everybody to have a good time, but remember we need to maintain a professional attitude on the phones, so no beer belching in ear shot of customers. We'll be collecting keys from those who's keys need to be collected and we'll be providing transportation for those who need it.
The Events crew will send out more details as the date approaches. If you have any ideas for contests or special events, just let us know and we'll see what we can do.
With this said, I need to go buy some nice clothes for those days and that way I can remain cool at work as well.
Least to say I will not be getting shit faced at work.
I still have goals that I like to keep, and one of them is to not get drunk at work and have my keys taken from me.
ok later, Roberta