Fine. You may wish to disseminate the knowledge that I've had serious protective enchantments worked on my office and my own person, to ensure that anyone who attempts to drag me into this disaster will have consequences revisited upon them tenfold.
Are you suggesting they would be a popular enough conversation topic for this embargo to be necessary?
Tell you what: you find some way, somehow, to keep said unmentionables out of the public forum, and you've got a deal. I imagine it'll be a considerable sacrifice on your part, but I have the utmost faith in you.
I can't decide what is more cringe-worthy: The fact that you're still going on about them, because you're a jolly sadist, or the fact that that first part could actually be construed as flirting if it were anybody else saying it. Maybe both.
I'll be sure to buy the paper plates and balloons! Not candles, though. That'd be a fire hazard.
But of course I don't intend on damaging any property, Professor!
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Because we're the only ones who know how to have any fun?
I think Murdock's bringing the Arabics aboard. Or at least a small team of them.
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Fine. You may wish to disseminate the knowledge that I've had serious protective enchantments worked on my office and my own person, to ensure that anyone who attempts to drag me into this disaster will have consequences revisited upon them tenfold.
Likely with boils.
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Methinks the Librarian doth protest too much.
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Nothing like being on top of the food chain.
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I'd ask how abuse of power tastes, but the page is dripping smugness as it is.
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Just hoping to discourage ambitious pranksters.
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I'm just giving you shit, Anser. You're supposed to --
Nevermind. You did. If you could never reference my nether-things ever again, that would be swell.
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Tell you what: you find some way, somehow, to keep said unmentionables out of the public forum, and you've got a deal. I imagine it'll be a considerable sacrifice on your part, but I have the utmost faith in you.
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I can't decide what is more cringe-worthy: The fact that you're still going on about them, because you're a jolly sadist, or the fact that that first part could actually be construed as flirting if it were anybody else saying it. Maybe both.
Topic = officially changed.
Cursed anyone with burping up frogs lately?
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Not yet, but the day, as they say, is quite young.
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See: anybody else.
And tomorrow they're rehearsing for the Apocalypse. Bets on how early the rest of us should show up with popcorn?
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