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[catlikesmile]

I've decided that it's my noble mission in this lifetime to grow a beard. I couldn't do it last time, on account of being a cat, so I've got to do it now.

Day four without shaving: I can't see my chin anymore. With luck, soon I'll forget what it looked like at all.

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[one_fry_short]

[catlikesmile]

It's an all right chin, but the beard is going to be LEGENDARY.

[one_fry_short]

[catlikesmile]

Why not?

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

Harri. I'm just, I'm having some stuff that's happening and it's hard for me to talk about with you before I even figure out where I stand with it, and it doesn't mean you're any less of a friend. If anything, it's because we're so close that I'm not telling you about everything. If that makes sense.

Of course you can pet it, that's the purpose of a beard.

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

I know, Harrison.

Well, no, that's what we in the biz call a perk.

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

I'll get more vodka! More vodka for everyone!

Well, the sexiness is just a perk that comes with having the beard. Its' real purpose is for petting and chin warmth.

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

Sure! I have no idea what that is, but if it involves vodka then it gets my seal of approval.

[Doodle of a seal giving the thumbs up.]

Do what?

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

I like fruity goodness!

Oh I did.

[Doodle of a smug-looking whale.]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I promise to never make you happy again while you're mad. Scout's honor!

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]