AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!
Dear Landlord,
WHAT THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN FUCKING HELL!!!! WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO NOT WARN ME OF THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF MY HOUSEHOLD?!?!?!? WE ARE DOING A BIT OF RENOVATION WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT FACES! FURTHERMORE, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO STICK MY LAPTOP IN A BOX, UNDER ANOTHER BOX, UNDER MY KITCHEN TABLE? I SEARCHED FOR OVER A 1/2 HOUR HAVING A GODDAMN SPAZ! AND THE ONLY PLACE TO HAVE SAID SPAZ WAS THE BATHROOM AS THAT WAS THE ONLY ROOM THAT WAS NOT UTTERLY DESTROYED! I AM THE QUEEN OF CAPSLOCK RAGE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAF!
Wait... you are sweet. And this needed to be done. And you legitimately wanted to help... What do you mean you're painting? You realize the hell I went through painting them LESS THEN A YEAR AGO, right? I LIKE MY BLUE WALLS! TOUCH THEM AND I WILL KEEL YOU!!!!!!
(Explodes) (Actually goes on three hour safety audit with McGill Dean)(Decides to destroy world)
Sincerely,
Catlein, the cause of your immediate and painful rejection from life
WHAT THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN FUCKING HELL!!!! WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO NOT WARN ME OF THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF MY HOUSEHOLD?!?!?!? WE ARE DOING A BIT OF RENOVATION WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT FACES! FURTHERMORE, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO STICK MY LAPTOP IN A BOX, UNDER ANOTHER BOX, UNDER MY KITCHEN TABLE? I SEARCHED FOR OVER A 1/2 HOUR HAVING A GODDAMN SPAZ! AND THE ONLY PLACE TO HAVE SAID SPAZ WAS THE BATHROOM AS THAT WAS THE ONLY ROOM THAT WAS NOT UTTERLY DESTROYED! I AM THE QUEEN OF CAPSLOCK RAGE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAF!
Wait... you are sweet. And this needed to be done. And you legitimately wanted to help... What do you mean you're painting? You realize the hell I went through painting them LESS THEN A YEAR AGO, right? I LIKE MY BLUE WALLS! TOUCH THEM AND I WILL KEEL YOU!!!!!!
(Explodes) (Actually goes on three hour safety audit with McGill Dean)(Decides to destroy world)
Sincerely,
Catlein, the cause of your immediate and painful rejection from life