Nov 15, 2007 09:33
Okay, so Yahoo News is always a source of amusement that I am only aware of because yahoo is my default homepage on Clyde. Today it tells me that in Australia, Santas are being told to say 'ha ha ha' instead of 'ho ho ho' because it might offensive to women.
Anyone else wanna go smack some politically correct Aussie butt?
Here's the thing, if you're going to take offense to that then there might be a reason why. If you're walking by a CHRISTMAS SANTA who's just trying to be jolly and you take offense, then there might be a reason, you HO. WHY do I say this? IT'S A CHRISTMAS SANTA SAYING 'HO HO HO!' 95% of the flipping time you'd have to have a stick up your butt to even CARE!
Now, if the Santa was trying to be lewd, then by all means, smack Santa proper.
Jebus, what is our world coming too? Next you'll be telling decorated evergreens are offensive for some reason even though they CLEARLY represent the non-religious commercialized side of the holidays ... oh wait.
Politically correct America, you're the reason people hate the holidays.
Outtie 5K
P.S. And I WILL be wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. WHY? Because I have this obscene notion of holiday cheer! Regardless of creed. Fancy that!