Top Of His Class
Today at the line for popcorn I overheard the couple behind me talking loudly for some reason. The guy was telling his girlfriend/date what kind of kid he'd like to have someday.
Bufra: I want a boy who will be at the top of his class but, at the same time, gago (Tagalog for "a fool", but in his usage it means "troublemaker").
Gufra: Really? What do you mean?
Bufra: When I was in high school I was a troublemaker but I was also third in my class. Our principal had to call my father a lot. In the end I graduated at the top of my class.
Gufra: Wow... But what if you got a girl like that instead? A "bad girl"?
Bufra: I would break her bones.
Gufra: ...
Classy.
After I gave my order I turned around to take a look at this quality assclown. He looked exactly as I expected.
Bufra: I want a boy who will be at the top of his class but, at the same time, gago (Tagalog for "a fool", but in his usage it means "troublemaker").
Gufra: Really? What do you mean?
Bufra: When I was in high school I was a troublemaker but I was also third in my class. Our principal had to call my father a lot. In the end I graduated at the top of my class.
Gufra: Wow... But what if you got a girl like that instead? A "bad girl"?
Bufra: I would break her bones.
Gufra: ...
Classy.
After I gave my order I turned around to take a look at this quality assclown. He looked exactly as I expected.