Survival
Suffering cold checklist
Hot Shower--check
One layer of black silk long underware designed for skiing (kinda sexy even)--check
One additional layer of waffle weave purple long underware (not too sexy)--check
Hoodie Sweater zipped to top--check
Addition hooded sweatshirt zipped to to neck--check
Warm pants--check
Socks--check
Black cashmere scarf adorning neck--check
Down Outer wear coat--check
Plugged in hand-held hair dryer near me at all times
Flip it on and blow icy fingers every few minutes--check
Curtains, drapes & blinds closed--check
Candles burning (just in case)--check
Waiting for help to arrive--Wah!
At least I got one fool to come over here. I called through the phone book and was told by many warm receptionists that it would be Friday before they could have someone over. Okay, if I can't answer the door due to my untimely death just jimmey the lock and kick my frozen corpse aside and then repair the furnace. Okay with you?
Hot Shower--check
One layer of black silk long underware designed for skiing (kinda sexy even)--check
One additional layer of waffle weave purple long underware (not too sexy)--check
Hoodie Sweater zipped to top--check
Addition hooded sweatshirt zipped to to neck--check
Warm pants--check
Socks--check
Black cashmere scarf adorning neck--check
Down Outer wear coat--check
Plugged in hand-held hair dryer near me at all times
Flip it on and blow icy fingers every few minutes--check
Curtains, drapes & blinds closed--check
Candles burning (just in case)--check
Waiting for help to arrive--Wah!
At least I got one fool to come over here. I called through the phone book and was told by many warm receptionists that it would be Friday before they could have someone over. Okay, if I can't answer the door due to my untimely death just jimmey the lock and kick my frozen corpse aside and then repair the furnace. Okay with you?