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so, i'm the maid of honor in Lela's wedding this saturday. she came in town last night...and we had a bachelor / bachelorette party. a co-ed thing..both the bride and the groom. we started at club deville with a drink (they played some wilco while we were there...excellent start to a night.) so we loosened up a little getting ready for our trip to the crazy lady. yes. the dirty looking strip club on i-35.
i had never been to a strip club before... it was quite surreal at first. but i just kept drinking $5 beers...and things didn't seem so weird. the strippers were all very friendly... well two inparticular. tori and brittany. hah. i finally had enough alcohol in me to get up and give tori, the lovely mother of 4, a dollar. she knew i was quite nervous and didn't give me a hard time...no titty shaking in my face or anything. (ha..i just typed titty.) just danced around a little bit and lifted her g-string for me to place the dollar. now, brittany, was a young wild chick who clicked her giant stripper shoes together and had all kinds of engery. she had given lela a lapdance earlier...and purred on her...down below, as well as bit her nipple. evidently, when guys see her getting nasty on a girl...it makes them want a dance from her, so more money for the fiesty miss brittany. so, while she was on stage, i got up to give her a dollar... and she purred in my ear. then, purred on my..down below. and finally, made me slap her ass...which had people clapping in the audience. haha.
so, after lela and michael spent way too much money on lapdances, we headed back to club deville for another drink. josh and kristen met us up there...we hung out and then all got too sleepy and headed home. it was the longest drive home ever. then i wanted to puke. but, i didn't.
the end.
i had never been to a strip club before... it was quite surreal at first. but i just kept drinking $5 beers...and things didn't seem so weird. the strippers were all very friendly... well two inparticular. tori and brittany. hah. i finally had enough alcohol in me to get up and give tori, the lovely mother of 4, a dollar. she knew i was quite nervous and didn't give me a hard time...no titty shaking in my face or anything. (ha..i just typed titty.) just danced around a little bit and lifted her g-string for me to place the dollar. now, brittany, was a young wild chick who clicked her giant stripper shoes together and had all kinds of engery. she had given lela a lapdance earlier...and purred on her...down below, as well as bit her nipple. evidently, when guys see her getting nasty on a girl...it makes them want a dance from her, so more money for the fiesty miss brittany. so, while she was on stage, i got up to give her a dollar... and she purred in my ear. then, purred on my..down below. and finally, made me slap her ass...which had people clapping in the audience. haha.
so, after lela and michael spent way too much money on lapdances, we headed back to club deville for another drink. josh and kristen met us up there...we hung out and then all got too sleepy and headed home. it was the longest drive home ever. then i wanted to puke. but, i didn't.
the end.