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Yakima lulz
So, I drove to Sport Center yesterday to get my fish and chips meal, and on the way out to the car, I saw a strange looking couple walking by. The gentleman had something in his hand, which he was swinging around as he walked. I noticed it was shiny and thought "a CROWBAR?? How ghetto!"
A crowbar totally made sense though, as I frequently see a man riding around that parking lot on his bike with gloves and a backpack. I've been around enough crack heads to know that that man is there to break into cars.
I hurry up my process, climb in the car and shut the door, locking it. They walk by, not taking notice of me, and as they pass, I notice that the man is carrying a homemade SHANK! It was about a foot long, and had tape wrapped around the bottom. There he was, waving it around like it was nothing.
I love this city :o)
So, I drove to Sport Center yesterday to get my fish and chips meal, and on the way out to the car, I saw a strange looking couple walking by. The gentleman had something in his hand, which he was swinging around as he walked. I noticed it was shiny and thought "a CROWBAR?? How ghetto!"
A crowbar totally made sense though, as I frequently see a man riding around that parking lot on his bike with gloves and a backpack. I've been around enough crack heads to know that that man is there to break into cars.
I hurry up my process, climb in the car and shut the door, locking it. They walk by, not taking notice of me, and as they pass, I notice that the man is carrying a homemade SHANK! It was about a foot long, and had tape wrapped around the bottom. There he was, waving it around like it was nothing.
I love this city :o)