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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I stole stromkreis's purse (-30 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for dara_snipeir (10 points). In September I put money in imthefavorite's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I bought porn for bloody_hymn (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-15 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cathisma
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January iamagundam and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to bloody_hymn in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole imthefavorite's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I gave marietese a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I pulled dara_snipeir's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1275 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
cathisma
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pushed marietese in the mud (-17 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bloody_hymn (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I gave stromkreis a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I stole dara_snipeir's purse (-30 points). In January I broke vikraanta's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5009 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cathisma